Facebook adds a whole bunch of genders

http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2014/02/13/apnewsbreak-new-gender-options-for-facebook-users/5456997/

I switched mine to cis, mostly just because I could.

rotating geometric shape isn't on there wtf

yellow cartoon skull isn't on there wtf

im mad that i cant get "otherkin" or "doomslayer"

omg

i self identify as cis and i want that cis to carry a negative connotation because i am very conflicted about being a white male over 6 ft who has not had to struggle that much in life. i know i can't change how i am born, but i want facebook to offer a category that allows me to accurately express my self loathing.

i also want new racial categories. ethnic-fluid is what i view myself as. on days i self identify as white, i want people to use "caucasian" slurs against me, as those are days when i feel acute self loathing.

as of right now, facebook is discriminating against me and people like me.

i just read up on cis, so to be cis means to just be... a human? a non transgender?

thats the most stupid shit ive heard in about 3 days.

right now I am cis, cisgender, and cismale on facebook. if i wanted i could identify as cis and gendervariant. facebook does not view this as a contradiction.

however it will not let me identify as gendernormative.

  On 2/14/2014 at 2:02 AM, sheatheman said:

i self identify as cis and i want that cis to carry a negative connotation because i am very conflicted about being a white male over 6 ft who has not had to struggle that much in life. i know i can't change how i am born, but i want facebook to offer a category that allows me to accurately express my self loathing.

 

i also want new racial categories. ethnic-fluid is what i view myself as. on days i self identify as white, i want people to use "caucasian" slurs against me, as those are days when i feel acute self loathing.

 

as of right now, facebook is discriminating against me and people like me.

you might want to just join a fetish site because the next step after consensual sexual and racial humiliation is looking for a Sir to poop in your mouth

No, since I'm cis I only want to be intimate with my wife in the privacy of our home. I just feel guilty about it and want people to know when they look at my facebook gender, since i have never had to struggle to express myself sexually. I feel guilty that i am normative.

whatever, fishbelly

edit: I think this is a nice move by facebook, but douchebags gonna douche

what's with the sexist slang? douchebag is very offensive in that it makes light of something that you would never understand being male. please edit your post to reflect more sensitivity.

he/she was a second generation transmetal with a non-euclidean sex organ

i was an elephant in human form, aroused only by photos of abandoned factories

we met on tumblr & we had our honeymoon in CISily

men can douche. if you weren't so tragically normative you'd know that.

  On 2/14/2014 at 2:39 AM, Cryptowen said:

he/she was a second generation transmetal with a non-euclidean sex organ

i was an elephant in human form, aroused only by photos of abandoned factories

we met on tumblr & we had our honeymoon in CISily

lol

^^^

that is exactly the type of cause i will dump my inflated caucasian cismale salary into. start a kickstarter for your mooniversary!

women can douche in the way men can, but men lack the canal to douche the same.

sometimes i wish i would wake up from this normative-nightmare, wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night.

  On 2/14/2014 at 1:49 AM, gmanyo said:

im mad that i cant get "otherkin" or "doomslayer"

we need to start a club (for cissexuals)

you all do realize that you're really just a subroutine of a program, part of a simulacrum, you know, and all this, this, this, this bullshit that you call reality is just a fucking illusion rendered for the illicit amusement of some bulging-eyed thing from beyond Space itself, right? You fucking harp on about your maleness and how silly everyone else is for being different but the joke's on you because some sick alien monster is jacking the fuck off over you. right now! it's doing it right now. and it doesn't cum like normal semen or even that weird codfish semen, no no no, it's like fucking black hole jizz and it's getting all over your fucking little electronic soul this very minute and that bulging-eyed thing is just laughing and laughing with that radially symmetrical, infinitely scythe-fanged O-face that it makes when it cums and you don't even wake the fuck up

I set mine to shitlord, but my preferred pronoun is her, because I'm really trying to understand the female plight.

  On 2/14/2014 at 3:04 AM, baph said:

you all do realize that you're really just a subroutine of a program, part of a simulacrum, you know, and all this, this, this, this bullshit that you call reality is just a fucking illusion rendered for the illicit amusement of some bulging-eyed thing from beyond Space itself, right? You fucking harp on about your maleness and how silly everyone else is for being different but the joke's on you because some sick alien monster is jacking the fuck off over you. right now! it's doing it right now. and it doesn't cum like normal semen or even that weird codfish semen, no no no, it's like fucking black hole jizz and it's getting all over your fucking little electronic soul this very minute and that bulging-eyed thing is just laughing and laughing with that radially symmetrical, infinitely scythe-fanged O-face that it makes when it cums and you don't even wake the fuck up

I'd be flattered.

ultimately I went with "neutrois" cause I like the way it looks, and also my equipment hasn't been used in so long it might as well not exist.

lmfao. a new era of gender identity. People just fucking love labelling themselves and each other.

i dub thee all unforgivennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnah

fancy fancy look at me. I'm this and I'm that. You are that and not this. He's that and also this. But she, oh she's those. watmm people are watmmers, and also a few burner spies on this forum too.

what the fuck new liberal buzz word is cis

the worlds gone mad

I've not even heard of the word 'cis' until SR4 mentioned it on watmm last month. The world has indeed gone mad.