Attn: London WATMMERS!!! chen will be there soon..

Very soon. March 21 and 22nd to be precise.

Also chen needs cheap accommodation - anyone got a spare bit of floor? I promise I'm housebroken.

chen is all u need

  On 3/11/2014 at 11:14 PM, dr lopez said:

chen is all u need

chen is all you need.

chen needs cash though, otherwise he wouldn't be asking for free room.....

but when I'm there you are welcome to bathe in the luxurious light that emanates from mine own person at all times.

  On 3/12/2014 at 3:01 AM, chenGOD said:

chen is all you need.

chen needs cash though, otherwise he wouldn't be asking for free room.....

but when I'm there you are welcome to bathe in the luxurious light that emanates from mine own person at all times.

 

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meaning yes, I'll cum on your face

 

i can vouch for that

..in all seriousness though, london watmmers gotta represent. chen stayed at my place back in what, 2006? he didn't shit on my carpet or anything, so he gets the modey seal of approval.

fake edit: fuck, that was eight years ago

Yeah, I can put you up.

I'm in Greater London though.

Also, have you seen my place? Are you claustrophobic?

Not claustrophobic at all. I've slept in capsule hotels in Japan, so no issues on space.

Good man, good man. PM incoming...

d'you have allergies?

I'm allergic to Pen Expers and shite beer, otherwise no.

LOL

You're like an international homeless. You should be on WATMMs most IDM 2015 contest: homeless people travelling the world like millionaires without money.

See you the 25th, dude. ;D

Lock up your prostitutes... etc...

  On 3/16/2014 at 1:08 PM, Gary C said:

Lock up your prostitutes... etc...

Drugs, kittens, penis pumps...etc.

goDel- looking forward to it!

!!!beware if you're allergic to chest bursting... hello spiral's cat is a facehugger and he's inviting you just cause he needs cat's offspring

Why does the cat need offspring, does he eat it or use it as cat litter or something?

Shhhhhhhhh

  On 3/16/2014 at 8:57 PM, delet... said:

Why does the cat need offspring, does he eat it or use it as cat litter or something?

hello spiral won't tell and the only other person who knew this was Dan O'Bannon and he's dead... :(

You'd better eat a guitar for our entertainment while you're over here or GTFO

I am using this opportunity to follow you around London repeatedly laughing at the current state of Man Utd.

  On 3/17/2014 at 12:18 AM, tec said:

I am using this opportunity to follow you around London repeatedly laughing at the current state of Man Utd.

aww now you're making me jealous!!!

  On 3/17/2014 at 12:18 AM, tec said:

I am using this opportunity to follow you around London repeatedly laughing at the current state of Man Utd.

ahm..

YAY!

FOOTBALL!!

On another note, I don't suppose you travelled here for the Four Tet all-nighter in Brixton?

Lol no - no big parties for chen unfortunately. And to be honest, I'm not that big a fan of four tet. He's nice and all, but not worth traveling cross the pond to see...

  On 3/17/2014 at 11:46 PM, tec said:

 

Lol.