Penis Chandelier

"If you shoot 300 watts of electricity through your penis, it glows"

"if you wire together 60 penises and give ‘em enough juice to light a city block, you can have a penis chandelier"

penis chandelier http://grist.org/list/this-pickle-chandelier-is-a-delightfully-mystifying-take-on-alternative-light-bulbs/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=tweet&utm_campaign=socialflow

watmm, would you like to make one with me?

Pickles.

acne on yr penis?

Most IDM

Wangdelier

Talk about hard light...

well done. (not sarcastic, it's the australian way of writing quite g... oh hang on i promised kenneth172 that i wouldn't use that term for a few thousand posts, dang it.)

i've heard that if u create enough friction with the pee-pee in the neener, yr wang will spontaneously combust. for beginners, it's just another good reason to remember - be firm yet soft and take it slow

This is why nature has a lubricant, or haven't you had that experience when sticking your pee-pee in the neener redblush?

oh' of course, but if u go fast enough..

the woody woodpecker, heh it's a punfunction up in here.

i read this thread as "penis calculator"

I thought it was Penis Chandler, like Kerri Chandler.

Sia likes this topic

well? come on then friends. let's have it! i want to feel 20,000 volts burn through my poppycock and light up my bollix like halogen

  On 3/27/2014 at 2:05 AM, Redruth said:

well? come on then friends. let's have it! i want to feel 20,000 volts burn through my poppycock and light up my bollix like halogen

Just get kidnapped by terrorists. They can do some quite splendid things with jumper cables.

All of a sudden i'm frightened of terrorists. I know all about the ied's and the suicide vests and what have you, but what you said really woke me up to the actual terror of it all.

eat this!

Do my eyes deceive me!?

What am I looking at!?

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regarding my post..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Noble_and_Sue_Webster#Shadow_sculptures

theory:

http://vecg.cs.ucl.ac.uk/Projects/SmartGeometry/shadowArt/paper_docs/shadowArt_sigA_09_small.pdf

Be careful with the pics posted or this thread will get the shaft...

Seems like we've got troon classic back, there was an imposter for a while i recon, but now we're back to the original recipe. Philosophical meanderings and odd thread creation.

  On 3/27/2014 at 1:20 AM, chassis said:

I thought it was Penis Chandler, like Kerri Chandler.

Came here to post I keep reading the thread title as Penis Chandler.

Weird.