Joyrex Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 From Stuff.nz: http://i.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/arts/9880320/Coq-and-doodle-to-do-for-artist Quote A South African performance artist is being tried in a French court after parading in front of the Eiffel Tower with a live cockerel attached to his penis. Steven Cohen wore red satin gloves, platform shoes and a feather headdress as he walked around the popular tourist spot with the rooster attached to his genitals by a white ribbon. He appeared in a Paris court this week on charges of sexual exhibitionism over last year's performance (Warning: this links to graphic content). Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 "I'm not pleading guilty to anything," he said. "They can't stop me being an artist. Art is my alternative to suicide." it totally makes sense to me (and im not at all being sarcastic, ironic, or anything but literal here), that a guy who considers 'art' to be walking around in platform heels, some gloves, a feathered headdress and mask, but otherwise naked, and with a rooster leashed to his penis, would also be suicidal. this is a prime of example of the word 'art' being abused. if this is art, then the word art is meaningless, and so is being an artist. but if the guy really insists on calling this art, why couldn't he do it on a stage in front of a picture of the Eiffel Tower? why does he have to force his nudity and horrible ideas about art onto people? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/#findComment-2145585 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 amazing Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/#findComment-2145591 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 cock-a-doodle-doo! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/#findComment-2145592 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Sumbitches Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 Fucking LOL at the nuns walking past in that picture! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Leon Sumbitches's signature Hide all signatures Rain Over Mountain is out now; 100% of Bandcamp sales are donated to the Motor Neurone Disease Association: https://tanizaki.bandcamp.com/album/rain-over-mountain Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/#findComment-2145598 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 On 3/28/2014 at 2:45 PM, MisterE said: why does he have to force his nudity and horrible ideas about art onto people? what makes nudity or his ideas horrible other than yours and others opinion that they are horrible? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/#findComment-2145604 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 On 3/28/2014 at 2:45 PM, MisterE said: "I'm not pleading guilty to anything," he said. "They can't stop me being an artist. Art is my alternative to suicide." it totally makes sense to me (and im not at all being sarcastic, ironic, or anything but literal here), that a guy who considers 'art' to be walking around in platform heels, some gloves, a feathered headdress and mask, but otherwise naked, and with a rooster leashed to his penis, would also be suicidal. this is a prime of example of the word 'art' being abused. if this is art, then the word art is meaningless, and so is being an artist. but if the guy really insists on calling this art, why couldn't he do it on a stage in front of a picture of the Eiffel Tower? why does he have to force his nudity and horrible ideas about art onto people? Seems to be quite meaningful if it's keeping him from suicide. Plus this is exactly what is great about art, that it's so loosely definable and can be almost anything, it's fucking great. This is fun, something new to look at + people gawking at it = art. Also if you think all art has to be perfomed on a stage to be defined as art do you also not consider graffitti, street artists etc. to be art? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/#findComment-2145605 Share on other sites More sharing options...
user Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 [youtubehd]5wuGSRx2qsc[/youtubehd] Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/#findComment-2145607 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted March 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 I think the fellow needs some help if this is how he avoids suicide - and I think calling something like this "art" these days is just an excuse to be provocative for its own sake. On 3/28/2014 at 3:46 PM, ussr said: [youtubehd]5wuGSRx2qsc[/youtubehd] Haha, nice Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/#findComment-2145611 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 well its against the law to go around naked in public, but since he calls it art that's like a loophole that should make it ok? what other laws should we be allowed to break if we call ourselves artists and call it art while we do it? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/#findComment-2145613 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 (edited) On 3/28/2014 at 3:57 PM, MisterE said: well its against the law to go around naked in public, but since he calls it art that's like a loophole that should make it ok? what other laws should we be allowed to break if we call ourselves artists and call it art while we do it? Oh no not a naked man ahhh Also that's a bit of a logical fallacy there, slippery slope innit'? I don't think nudity is a gateway to blowing peoples brains out over a canvas and calling the splatters art. I actually think what this guy did is pretty fucking cool and intense. Edited March 28, 2014 by StephenG Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/#findComment-2145614 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 On 3/28/2014 at 3:51 PM, Joyrex said: I think calling something like this "art" these days is just an excuse to be provocative for its own sake. *smears soft, ripe excrement in joyrex hair, sells pictures at christie's for hefty sum* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/#findComment-2145617 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 (edited) Provocative is great, provocative is interesting. Look how he steals the show right in front of the Eiffel Tower. Bravo sir, bravo. Edited March 28, 2014 by AJW Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/#findComment-2145618 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 (edited) groce Reveal hidden contents making an exhibition of oneself does not make one a work of art Edited March 28, 2014 by MadameChaos Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/#findComment-2145620 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 "They can't stop me being an artist. Art is my alternative to suicide." Someone stop him from being an artist. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/#findComment-2145621 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 You can say it's bad or wrong art if you don't agree with it it, but the guy is expressing himself in a way he chooses fit. Art is expression, no? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/#findComment-2145622 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 He can do that at home. People do all kinds of weird stuff at home, and they don't get arrested. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/#findComment-2145623 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheatheman Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 On 3/28/2014 at 3:41 PM, AJW said: do you not consider graffitti, street artists etc. to be art? no Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/#findComment-2145624 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 On 3/28/2014 at 4:20 PM, Friendly Foil said: He can do that at home. People do all kinds of weird stuff at home, and they don't get arrested. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/#findComment-2145627 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/#findComment-2145629 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 uh oh' be carful, questioning the artists means of expression is like leaping under a speeding train Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/#findComment-2145631 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 On 3/28/2014 at 4:00 PM, StephenG said: On 3/28/2014 at 3:57 PM, MisterE said: well its against the law to go around naked in public, but since he calls it art that's like a loophole that should make it ok? what other laws should we be allowed to break if we call ourselves artists and call it art while we do it? Oh no not a naked man ahhh Also that's a bit of a logical fallacy there, slippery slope innit'? I don't think nudity is a gateway to blowing peoples brains out over a canvas and calling the splatters art. I actually think what this guy did is pretty fucking cool and intense. so blowing peoples brains out was the only possible illegal thing you could think of? or did you just intentionally pick the most extreme example to make my totally valid point seem ridiculous? but basically it looks like what you are saying is that the real problem is that public nudity should be legal? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/#findComment-2145632 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 On 3/28/2014 at 4:20 PM, Friendly Foil said: He can do that at home. People do all kinds of weird stuff at home, and they don't get arrested. Sure he could do it at home. But that's not what he did. Everyone's different. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/#findComment-2145634 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 (edited) ..but it's an infringement on my right not to look at his cock. what if i don't feel like looking at cock and then he forces me to? edit: ..and what about the rooster, what about his rights? Edited March 28, 2014 by Redruth Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/#findComment-2145637 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 On 3/28/2014 at 4:24 PM, StephenG said: On 3/28/2014 at 4:20 PM, Friendly Foil said: He can do that at home. People do all kinds of weird stuff at home, and they don't get arrested. Sure he could do it at home. But that's not what he did. Everyone's different. Yeah, that's true. That's also why we have jails, "psychiatric hospital" etc. It's great. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/82838-artist-arrested-in-paris-for-standing-naked-with-cock-leashed-to-his-cock/#findComment-2145639 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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