New Aphex Interview

Interviewer: So, will there be any new trax coming out soon?

RDJ: No.

Interviewer: Richard pls...

RDJ: Fak u.

Interviewer: Fair enough. So, which reality do you prefer, your own, or some pill-reality?

RDJ: ...

The end.

APRIL FOOLS BITCHES!

tbh that interview looks legit

fok u bro

fairly accurate

...

  On 4/1/2014 at 6:28 AM, acromax said:

Holy fucking shit guys I don't think you realize this yet or have ever realized it but this GIF claps perfectly along with the percussion drum beats of the

POLYGON WINDOW TrACK - DOT

i think it'd be cool if aphex went into brostep/edm but with that dark image he used in that come to daddy vid, kinda ya know doin a thing like jonathan davis' 'j-devil' which has worked so well for him at keeping him relevant with the kiddies. imagine this but afx:

[youtubehd]T2sMekc3rko[/youtubehd]

it'd be so beautiful

also he should get cool radical contact lenses and some kind of grill and pose with his mouth open for pictures so you can see that he has a grill, because that's always awesome when people with grills have to have their mouths open in every single pic so you can see how they have a grill

stayin relevant at 40+yrs old, thats what its all about yall

lmao tbh

good ol alpex town

this is how it really went down

This is how it really went

  On 4/1/2014 at 5:27 AM, mentalextension said:

Interviewer: So, will you have a new haircut soon?

 

RDJ: No.

 

Interviewer: Richard pls...

 

RDJ: Fak u.

 

Interviewer: Fair enough. So, what do you think of Kim Jung-un's haircut?

 

RDJ: I love how it accentuates the size of his chin and cheeks. Certainly the looks of a genius. Also, what I think is interesting about the whole north-Ko...

 

*Interviewer abruptly cuts off the interview*

 

The end.

 

you're a fokken kunt m8. I was well excited to read this thread.

  On 4/1/2014 at 5:27 AM, mentalextension said:

Interviewer: So, will there be any new trax coming out soon?

 

RDJ: No.

 

Interviewer: Richard pls...

 

RDJ: Fak u.

 

Interviewer: Fair enough. So, which reality do you prefer, your own, or some pill-reality?

 

RDJ: ...

 

The end.

 

 

APRIL FOOLS BITCHES!

the dot dot dot is actually a representation of tiny pills. ;-p

Please stop the drugs april fools day richarpparition. Just say glow, hrm i mean no.

  On 4/1/2014 at 8:03 AM, o00o said:

this is how it really went down

flol

this 1st april shit is fucked up

yeah who's idea was it anyway

  On 4/1/2014 at 1:28 PM, liquiday said:

this 1st april shit is fucked up

Well you're just too cool for school mate.

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Or part of the school, because the net is awash with people moaning about it this year. I don't mind the idea as a cultural quirk, but have never actively participated in it as i'm not really a prankster, more a punster, that's my comfy armchair. Hey, there should be an april school's day.

*whose

Best interview of all year tbchwy