What's the nicest complement anyone has ever given you?

I'll start it off...

"I came twice"

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"I love your penis"

"You have really nice eyes"

One was said by a femme and the other by a dude. You can decide which is which.

"you don't sweat much for a fat bird" readers, I married him.

"you have lovely long hair"

Someone came into my room in college, picked up my guitar and then asked if it was in tune. My mate yuri was there and said of course it's in tune, dleetrs guitars are always in tune.

Probably the nicest thing anyone's said to me about music. heh.

'I like that thing you do with your tongue"

A friend of mines dad said they wish one of their daughters had married me. I thought that was nice.

One uni teacher has given everybody in a class poorest grade for not knowing shit except me, because what i wrote was "charming delirium" and thus i got B.

edit: she was a chick

"can I smell it again?"

  On 4/12/2014 at 8:54 PM, MadameChaos said:

"you don't sweat much for a fat bird" readers, I married him.

Gonna try this out tonight.

I'm told I'm wasted in my place of work a lot by colleagues when they see the stuff I draw, which is nice.

Also told I'm good in bed by many past lovers, which is never unappreciated lol.

"You can keep the change."

Im reminded whenever i see those Obama bumper stickers

  On 4/12/2014 at 9:19 PM, hello spiral said:

 

Also told I'm good in bed by many past lovers, which is never unappreciated lol.

you are though. you're terrific. A tornado of passion.

"We can have sex if you want to..."

From a teacher in high school:

"Are you always so sweet?"

Regarding artwork:

"Your characters' facial expressions make them feel so real."

From a female:

"Sometimes I look at you and think, 'I wish I weren't married...'"

''Damn, that's one smooth glans, It's like a perfect sine wave, can i get your number?''

  On 4/12/2014 at 8:54 PM, MadameChaos said:

"you don't sweat much for a fat bird" readers, I married him.

Quality. Funnily, it was my wife that said my best complement too.

  On 4/12/2014 at 9:19 PM, hello spiral said:

I'm told I'm wasted in my place of work a lot by colleagues when they see the stuff I draw, which is nice.

 

Also told I'm good in bed by many past lovers, which is never unappreciated lol.

the art thing...thats great (not that the sex thing isnt great)...

My son (who was 6 at the time) asked me a question I didn't know the answer to...

"But you know everything!"

Dads - THEY KNOW EVERYTHING

"You're not THAT terrible of a person."

"There's so much going on with your face."

That one time that I didn't get pissed on when I was kicked to the floor

people complement me all the time, it's hard to keep track of them all...

off the top of my head:

"i'm still coming..."

can't take all the credit though...an over active clitoris should really take the medal on this one

"That's a very BIG calculator you got there, mister!" About my Texas Instruments TI-92.

"I think you just rearranged my ovaries."