Amazon's June 18th Product Unveiling

So what could this be about?

The new fleshlight.

Porn Wall for the Kindle

My guess is a a smart phone because, like, there aren't that many to choose from.

It's one of those Kindle helper people that you see on the adverts, but these ones come out of the Kindle in 3D so you can throttle them.

Caustic Window LP

Gotta be a new kindle as I've seen plenty of adverts for the fire model in the sale lately

i want this product in my life.

http://youtu.be/SHsYjWm8XSI

  On 6/8/2014 at 8:48 PM, spratters said:

It's one of those Kindle helper people that you see on the adverts, but these ones come out of the Kindle in 3D so you can throttle them.

lol

ultrathin greyscale and cheap kindle pls *cry*

People discovering their genitals for the first time.. as said somewhere else.

  On 6/8/2014 at 8:29 PM, Schlitze said:

The new fleshlight.

right on lol, or iz that straight up chuckle.

Also, from the way they are manipulating probably a tablet screen and moving their heads about whilst looking for the results, it's probably some video ap for augmented reality including the face or summin', it's amazon after all so perhaps 'try on clothes from home all that bs.

Worst case scenario it's this.

  On 6/9/2014 at 1:58 AM, delet... said:

Also, from the way they are manipulating probably a tablet screen and moving their heads about whilst looking for the results, it's probably some video ap for augmented reality including the face or summin', it's amazon after all so perhaps 'try on clothes from home all that bs.

 

 

Worst case scenario it's this.

 

Would fuck both.

I hope amazon is selling this as their next product. Paypal-a-whore. =/

it's a tr707 app for the kindle

I keep reading it's a 3D phone but I've no idea what that even means.

  On 6/9/2014 at 2:20 AM, manmower said:

I keep reading it's a 3D phone but I've no idea what that even means.

Agreed.

I still have a one dimensional phone. You try getting a single point to both your ear and mouth at the same time, it's a nightmare. If I were to get two dimensions then I could at least have a line of no width.

4d would be ideal, though, so I could incorporate time and actually say something.

ahh 3D, that seems more like what was going on. I'll go with that prediction and boo hoo about augmented still not being here in any meaningful way.

  On 6/9/2014 at 2:08 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 6/9/2014 at 1:58 AM, delet... said:

Also, from the way they are manipulating probably a tablet screen and moving their heads about whilst looking for the results, it's probably some video ap for augmented reality including the face or summin', it's amazon after all so perhaps 'try on clothes from home all that bs.

 

 

Worst case scenario it's this.

 

Would fuck both.

 

I hope amazon is selling this as their next product. Paypal-a-whore. =/

  On 4/9/2014 at 7:46 AM, DerWaschbar said:

Def destroy both pussys.

Excuse how blunt/rude I was there.

How would they handle shipping? lol

I wonder if it's tied in with this somehow?

http://money.cnn.com/2014/06/09/technology/amazon-payments/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

  On 6/9/2014 at 2:20 AM, manmower said:

I keep reading it's a 3D phone but I've no idea what that even means.

Aren't all phones 3D. A 2D phone would be far more impressive.

  On 6/9/2014 at 7:10 PM, azatoth said:

 

  On 6/9/2014 at 2:20 AM, manmower said:

I keep reading it's a 3D phone but I've no idea what that even means.

Aren't all phones 3D. A 2D phone would be far more impressive.

 

 

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lol!

Their own version of this Dinglehopper.

Watch the advert again with this in mind...