Vice: The Worst Club Promo Video of All Time

http://thump.vice.com/words/this-is-the-worst-club-promo-video-of-all-time-seriously

Watmm gathering in Preston, anyone?

Heh, I saved that vid in the highest quality possible when Jhonny posted it in the youtube thread.

Shit's a keeper.

Watch it back muted with a bit of FLeure by the 'chre in the background. Quite good.

lol @ comment at bottom:

I'd rather go clubbing with this lot than go to a Boiler Room event. These people know how to actually rave, not stand there all bored texting on their cellphones.

Was that the singer from Midnight Oil?

  On 6/21/2014 at 5:11 PM, bitroast said:

lol @ comment at bottom:

I'd rather go clubbing with this lot than go to a Boiler Room event. These people know how to actually rave, not stand there all bored texting on their cellphones.

I actually agree with this comment

I'd have a good time in there

Agreed. At least they are enjoying themselves, and it keeps them off the streets.... Nowt wrong if that's your thang for a night out.

  On 6/21/2014 at 6:22 PM, feltcher said:

At least they are enjoying themselves, and it keeps them off the streets

you havent seen that last bit then

  On 6/21/2014 at 6:25 PM, triachus said:

 

  On 6/21/2014 at 6:22 PM, feltcher said:

At least they are enjoying themselves, and it keeps them off the streets

you havent seen that last bit then

  On 6/21/2014 at 6:05 PM, baph said:

Was that the singer from Midnight Oil?

lol

Yah, when this was posted in the YT vid I was thinking... "Are these my people?" Like every time I go places now, I think, "So..... These are my people." Cuz if we're in the same place or interested in the same shit, then regardless of my arbitrary judgement of them, somehow we are doing the same shit and are equal in that regard. So like I go to McDonald's- which I think is some of the most amazing garbage on Earth- and it's like, all these unhealthy and lost people, I guess I am also unhealthy and lost or some shit.

So these crazy ass looking toothless people who like to have fun... IS THAT REALLY ME?! Because I like to have pointless dance fun, as well? ARE THESE MY PEOPLE?!

Fucking shit's an eye opener, man. It's like looking into a really accurate mirror. I need to get my shit together.

The boiler room comment is on point. Shame about the shitty music though.

Holy cow crap, that lifeform at 1:40 is in an extremely fucking dark place indeed. He's only on screen for about 5 seconds but you kinda feel you know his story. He's having a dark night of the soul moment. He's a slave to the music and ecstacy pills in his his tummy. Vice has attempted to give him a bit of backstory by saying he was the lovechild of Doc Brown and Voldermort and that he was raised on a diet of melon flavoured alcopops and mdma, but there are other gaps to be filled in, working back the way...

Why haven't the bouncers escorted him out of the place? Why did they let him in? Only explanation is that they're fans of The Hills Have Eyes.

How many kilo's of ecstacy did he inhale before leaving the house?

Why didn't his parents stop him getting mixed up with the wrong crowd when he was a nipper? When we know the answers to this we can start work on the treatment and a first draft for Ken Loach to tell his story.

  On 6/23/2014 at 6:44 PM, Schlitze said:

Holy cow crap, that lifeform at 1:40 is in an extremely fucking dark place indeed. He's only on screen for about 5 seconds but you kinda feel you know his story. He's having a dark night of the soul moment. He's a slave to the music and ecstacy pills in his his tummy. Vice has attempted to give him a bit of backstory by saying he was the lovechild of Doc Brown and Voldermort and that he was raised on a diet of melon flavoured alcopops and mdma, but there are other gaps to be filled in, working back the way...

Why haven't the bouncers escorted him out of the place? Why did they let him in? Only explanation is that they're fans of The Hills Have Eyes.

How many kilo's of ecstacy did he inhale before leaving the house?

Why didn't his parents stop him getting mixed up with the wrong crowd when he was a nipper? When we know the answers to this we can start work on the treatment and a first draft for Ken Loach to tell his story.

Holy lol.

  On 6/23/2014 at 6:44 PM, Schlitze said:

Holy cow crap, that lifeform at 1:40 is in an extremely fucking dark place indeed. He's only on screen for about 5 seconds but you kinda feel you know his story. He's having a dark night of the soul moment. He's a slave to the music and ecstacy pills in his his tummy. Vice has attempted to give him a bit of backstory by saying he was the lovechild of Doc Brown and Voldermort and that he was raised on a diet of melon flavoured alcopops and mdma, but there are other gaps to be filled in, working back the way...

Why haven't the bouncers escorted him out of the place? Why did they let him in? Only explanation is that they're fans of The Hills Have Eyes.

How many kilo's of ecstacy did he inhale before leaving the house?

Why didn't his parents stop him getting mixed up with the wrong crowd when he was a nipper? When we know the answers to this we can start work on the treatment and a first draft for Ken Loach to tell his story.

lol

yes!

Omlol

But he is undoubtedly having a great evening. His son is probably the DJ lol

Relevant:

For those who want to get in touch with the ecstacy fiend in the video, he's been unmasked as Sean Jackson, a former boxer turned plasterer.

He's a self confessed party beast so would probably be well up for going out for a night out with some of you. Take him under your wing and teach him the ways of the IDM. Flying Lotus gig or something. Remember to feed him pills every half hour to keep the adrenaline surging through his body.

I'm sure I've done at least half of those horrible dance moves at some point. Thank god there wasn't a camera around.

Watched the video, at least they're having a nice time and most people look pretty pleased with life, friendly. I only saw 4-5 people that looked like they would want to beat me up and there was even one marginally cute girl, which is odd for an english nightclub video of this sort.

Surely vice calling this the worst is a little excessive, can you imagine US nightclub promo videos, filled with bro's, ho's, hoods and meth monkeys hiding their lack of teeth behind pink sparkly pacifiers.