recommend one person to follow on twitter

not yourself

@WATMMOfficial

https://twitter.com/MrDavidAngelo

https://twitter.com/NSFVoyager2

@shawnelliott

https://twitter.com/dwolfers

La Toya Jackson! Her words of positivity is so inspirational to wake up to!

https://twitter.com/latoyajackson

Or Cher becaue she makes no sense.

https://twitter.com/ticbot

its the random blurts of a girl with tourettes (touretteshereo) who tweets them all.

kind of a bot but they'll also reply to you if you say random shit to them

i love the tweet bots. the more weird the better or stupid

big ben also i like, he just says bong every hour haha - if anyone knows other good bots like that i'd like to know

@daftlimmy

@FightHardYeah

https://twitter.com/officialjaden

@rileyreidx3 (don't do this if you want to keep your job)

Ava Devine

BurialUK

  On 6/23/2014 at 10:37 PM, BIOXLAT said:

https://twitter.com/ticbot

 

its the random blurts of a girl with tourettes (touretteshereo) who tweets them all.

kind of a bot but they'll also reply to you if you say random shit to them

  On 6/23/2014 at 10:39 PM, mcbpete said:

https://twitter.com/PornComnents

great one

me

https://twitter.com/xzwsx

https://twitter.com/BondingTapes

My favorites(who don't spam, and usually post pretty interesting links, etc):

Derp, I can't read thread titles. Oh well. It's top down so pick what you like.

  On 6/24/2014 at 5:24 PM, very honest said:

 

  On 6/23/2014 at 10:39 PM, mcbpete said:

https://twitter.com/PornComnents

 

great one

 

  Quote

ButtJustice: Look at that pretty pink pearl, it's like a little runner bean. I could munch on that thing until sunrise.

Skeletors Balls: It's more like a Heinz baked bean

ButtJustice: Your ass

Skeletors Balls: Trust you to turn this into a conversation about asses

 

 

@haikud2

Twitter bot that turns tweets into haikus. Sometimes funny, mostly bizarre.

@horse_ebooks

pretend you didn't miss it and gain twitter cred

nobody said Zomby? come on, you guys.