Christian Anti-Masturbation Group’s Mascot Arrested For Public Masturbation

http://nationalreport.net/fappy-the-dolphin-arrested-for-public-masturbation/

God damn it, Fappy

ok! my head just exploded

Christians and double standards, a match made in heaven.

Has there been any news on catholic priests molesting young boys lately? I feel like it's been a couple of weeks since I've heard about that the last time.

What a wanker

the national reporter is satire

Yeah... The headline was too good to be true, wasn't it.

Fappy the dolphin.

Bezzie mates with the sexual harassment panda perhaps.

He was pissing through an office window

Fappy is on his way to join his friends on the Island Of Misfit Mascots

Too bad this isn't real...

tip from bonesy the pirate shopping bag for posting new thrad on watmm

*clenches ass cheeks and waddles out of thread*

  On 7/6/2014 at 11:45 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Dolphins are known rapists. So, are chimps.

Sometimes I get the impression that some of these devout Christian figureheads are actually disturbed, troubled individuals. Also, it would appear that Fappy flogged his own dolphin.

  On 7/7/2014 at 6:26 AM, ambermonk said:

Sometimes I get the impression that some of these devout Christian figureheads are actually disturbed, troubled individuals. Also, it would appear that Fappy flogged his own dolphin.

LOOOOOOOOL, nice one

  On 7/7/2014 at 6:28 AM, xxx said:

The strength of satire lies in how fully it skewers the truth. Some of the filthiest texts, pictures and activities I've ever experienced were from highly religious women. A heartfelt thanks goes out to all those repressive preachers and pastors out there who had daughters. They couldn't have known the freakiness they incubated over time.

Dawg, those are wise words.

The "Craxy woman calls ex-boyfriend 77,000 times" article posted on a satire website has been reported as a true incident by national newspapers here...

If it were true, that guy would be a true martyr.

now that's what I call craxy