Egyptian Cleric Declares Anal Jihad

FLOL

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2014/07/11/Egyptian-Cleric-Muslim-Brotherhood-Sheiks-Issued-Fatwa-Permitting-Anal-Jihad#

weird, i thought at first they were going to go fart in crowded places but this is even stupider

can we start using this as an expression?

like if you mess something up:

"i anally jihad'd this report pretty bad.."

Anal Jihad is the Jazzband of 2014

Also best name for punk band since the Ramones died.

if this is true then really FLOL

Finally, a jihad I can really get behind

can i just say

Fartwa and suicide bummer before anyone else does

  On 7/14/2014 at 7:09 PM, Audioblysk said:

Finally, a jihad I can really get behind

Hershey Highway to Heaven

Counter BDSM crusade

maybe he just meant an "excessively orderly and fussy" jihad

  On 7/14/2014 at 7:11 PM, BIOXLAT said:

suicide bummer

flol

anal jizhard?

I'll get my coat...

  On 7/14/2014 at 8:19 PM, triachus said:

maybe he just meant an "excessively orderly and fussy" jihad

yeah like how rdj said how he's gone more anal lately too. we'll all be doing the anal by summer 2015

  On 7/15/2014 at 5:32 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 7/14/2014 at 7:11 PM, BIOXLAT said:

suicide bummer

 

flol

 

rlol

You know, can't verify it, but I spoke with a co-worker who had friends that served in Iraq years ago. They were both involved in 2004-2005 era insurgency battles, which often involved raiding suspected homes and compounds. In one incident they busted a door on two insurgents engaging in sodomy.

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