Morrissey tried to have fan site admin killed!?!

http://www.stereogum.com/1695303/morrissey-bodyguard-claims-he-was-fired-for-refusing-to-murder-fan-site-admin/news/

Burgers are murder, but he was just putting a Morrissey fan out of his pain. The least cruel thing to do.

:morricisfor:

Limpy, please only post new topics if they involve police brutality.

For example, you could have speculated how Morrissey might have enlisted the help of corrupt cops (kind of a redundant term, aye?) in killing the admin.

  On 7/30/2014 at 10:05 PM, sheatheman said:

Limpy, please only post new topics if they involve police brutality.

ooh zing

Oh dear. He'll never be anybodies hero now.

im surprised this surprises anyone

"Get rid of" does not always imply murder imo. Who's to know though, the guy is a bit of a nut.

500 Days of Bummer

*flings anal poop in Morrissey's direction*

Morrissassin

  On 7/30/2014 at 11:29 PM, manmower said:

*flings anal poop in Morrissey's direction*

Aww memories

What happened in morrisseys childhood. Wait, no.

this guy has a huge head

*looks around nervously*

who?

Is he the keyboard player from Blur?

He played c3p0 in Star Wars

  On 7/31/2014 at 1:34 PM, Candiru said:

He played c3p0 in Star Wars

Wrong! He played David 8 in Prometheus, similar character

i'm training my body so that i can look exactly like fassbender as android. once i realize that state, i will assume the role of method actor for a period of 3-5 years.

"Your pleasure is our business."

i was only joking when i said i'd like to...

And the pain was enough to make a shy bored Mozzer reflect and plan a man's murder.

Moz Is Murder

Apparently he's issued a press release to explain the situation

Morrissey's fans are just pieces of meat to him obviously.