the way releases get described does my head in

'The strange whooses and sparkly crystallisations created through digital feedback beta manipulation touch on a wider palette of moods. 'dhfjshdfjsdhflsdf' is a tranquillised sharing of carnivorous psyches and mystic emblems , while the bold ghost washes of 'kjhdfhdhfl' carry a kind of sci-fi grandioseness.'

you get the idea, this went on for another few paragraphs... i changed some of the wording (and it makes a lot more sense now) but it was kinda cut and pasted from a release, which i havent listened to because how the hell am i supposed to work out if its worth my time or not? theres so much music out there

sometimes i just want them to tell me if its techno or breaks. so many new releases, i like some shops that have a tagging system. why the helll can you only search for one tag on bandcamp but other sites deejay.de manage to pull off multiple tags?

i want to search bandcamp & other sites to buy independent cool stuff and i find it a right chore

arghhhh i must be missing so much good music i want to buy

/rant

there should be a press release genrator where you pick a genre & plug in a few pronouns & it generates a whole bunch of mystical jibber jabber

pretty sure tags are all one word descriptors (on bandcamp, and boomkat generally has 1 genre). The paragraph blurb is generally shite anyway.

deejay will still give me 'house' if i choose 'acid' & 'electro' and a release is 'acid & house' but its still better

argh we need a good tagging system. i miss record shops where everybody knew my name