lookin for a job... lol

So here's the thing. I live in dirt poor Romania, and the only things I know how to do well (actual skills to pay the bills) are: making music (to some extent), communicate in english (as a skill required for foreign employment). I could easily learn any language I'd be required to, and I could pretty much do anything for a decent wage, in any case way more than the 250 euros (which is the average wage around here. The question is: does any of you run any businesses that need desperate immigrants for a decent job? I know there are many UK blokes registered on this forum, and i know immigration is big there (lol), so maybe I can help you by avoiding slimy unknowns into your business. Anyway, you get the point. I'd do anything to get to work/travel/enjoy life abroad and I thought I;d try here. Pretty futile I guess. Thanks.

edit: excuse my dubious coherency, pretty stoned atm

later edit: I'm pretty fit too, avatar image not actual OP pic

I'm not sure what it's like in other countries, but the US has a policy about having to pay for immigrants' travel expenses and assist with housing if they hire outside of the country. You might be better off just moving somewhere and taking some shit job to get settled.

I hear Berlin is affordable.

Is this a job application? Because ending a job application with the words "I'm stoned" is kind of a bad idea.

  On 9/26/2014 at 8:51 AM, Friendly Foil said:

Is this a job application? Because ending a job application with the words "I'm stoned" is kind of a bad idea.

here you go

music / travel / possible languages

  On 9/26/2014 at 8:51 AM, Friendly Foil said:

Is this a job application? Because ending a job application with the words "I'm stoned" is kind of a bad idea.

hey he said "pretty stoned". not much difference lol but if you're gonna quote huzur friendly pls get the quote right.

actually. come to think of it, "pretty stoned" could mean more stoned than "stoned". in the same way that "quite stoned" could be interpreted as more stoned than "stoned". hey i'm starting to think joyrex may have meant drukqs was actually really good.

Who cares, it still makes you violent.

what about moving to Vienna , there are always jobs and i need a romanian friend .

(my mother is from constanta)

Aren't tour guides that are multilingual in demand in Europe? Every time I go the guide says some shit like "I speak 7 languages" if your English is fluent that's a big plus.

btw - it seems all the hottest busty porn chicks come from Romania or Hungary these dayz, maybe look into sex change?

r u hawt?

someone pls give me job too, pm for resume. i am very experienced in deciphering boards of canada samples and hearing the differences between loseless and lossy formats.

If I were in a hiring position I would definitely ask the question "heat or night?"

"What...?"

"Heat? Or Night?"

"..."

"I think I've heard everything I need. We'll be in touch."

  On 9/26/2014 at 12:01 PM, Kavinsky said:

what about moving to Vienna , there are always jobs and i need a romanian friend .

 

(my mother is from constanta)

Define "there are always jobs". Are there any special workforce placement institutions like they have in Denmark, for example? Or are there too many unqualified (as in shitty) jobs to be filled at any time? And if so, why is that?

Other than that, thank you for your (apparent) helpful reply.

Regarding the camp-fire talk that you built around my usage of the concept of being"pretty stoned", I cannot adhere to such debate, because as some wise guy said, "we inhabit languages, not countries", so I am not familiar with all the many sides and esoteric meanings of the term. I only smoke weed (err'day) but more as a reward when I finish songs or learn new things, and only at night. I am also quite stoic by nature, I don't drink alcohol at all, or at least I don't feel the need to, I don't do coffee, or sodas, or fast-food for that matter, with weed, water and hummus being my only 3 vices.

i've been agonising over six lines for 30 minutes before deciding it's best not to reply to this thread

anyway, good luck.

  On 9/26/2014 at 8:51 AM, Friendly Foil said:

Is this a job application? Because ending a job application with the words "I'm stoned" is kind of a bad idea.

Haha

I think it was a job application up until the point where he got so stoned he thought that people would think that was him his avatar.