ask me anything

like an interview but I feel kinda dickish wanted to be interviewed so it isn't

but if you ask me a technical question/how did you get that sound that would be awesome

how to make usable samples? Like I'm trying to eq and normalize most of my homemade samples, is that ok? any tips?

when and why should I use a dynamic compressor (say Ozone's one)

cheap and good monitors? I'm thinking of buying a KRK Rokit.

general mixing/mastering tips and tricks

all of the above: slave for years for your mturk overlords and then buy the best Golden Sound has to offer

Are you the Aphex Twin?

How can I hold all these dragonfruits without upsetting Dan Akroyd dressed as my Aunt?

Why does the fucking sand never stick to this Snapple bottle the way I want it to?

If an iphone vibrates on your Ikea table and the glass of water turns into wine, how many dog hairs are in it?

  On 9/30/2014 at 11:03 PM, Ragnar said:

like an interview but I feel kinda dickish wanted to be interviewed so it isn't

but if you ask me a technical question/how did you get that sound that would be awesome

how did you get that sound?

What do you want to be asked?

Also, I love your Duplo crocodile!

  On 9/30/2014 at 11:25 PM, hello spiral said:

How can I hold all these dragonfruits without upsetting Dan Akroyd dressed as my Aunt?

 

Why does the fucking sand never stick to this Snapple bottle the way I want it to?

 

If an iphone vibrates on your Ikea table and the glass of water turns into wine, how many dog hairs are in it?

1. http://www.shapeways.com/model/1765654/fractal-dragon-fruit.html

2. e * sqrt(phi) / i + sqrt(2)

If you could have any one piece of musical equipment for free, what would it be and why?

Edit: in addition to the things you already have of course.

can you prove your skills in jesusonic and post a vocoder right here?

  On 9/30/2014 at 11:40 PM, auxien said:

If you could have any one piece of musical equipment for free, what would it be and why?

 

Edit: in addition to the things you already have of course.

a sampler that can sample random household crap at goodwill. Like not sample the sound of it, somehow convert the mood it conveys into sound, or whatever hoarders find special about /that/ specific toothbrush holder. Or how you felt when you first tried chinese bubble tea

as for vocoder I have almost never used a vocoder honestly

thanks for answering.

also what do you think of coffee with butter?

honest answer, I want to get quite a few real instruments. Lots of percussion. Was thinking of getting a tabla recently

wtf does that have to do with coffee and butter

The usual:

What's your main goal with your music, what are you trying to provoke in the listener?

What inspires you most apart from other music?

How much time do you usually need for one track?

What's your favorite organism?

  On 9/30/2014 at 11:55 PM, logakght said:

thanks for answering.

 

also what do you think of coffee with butter?

Wut, is this a thing?

do your neighbors like your tunes?

When you want what, who do you why?

  On 10/1/2014 at 12:04 AM, Danny O Flannagin said:

 

  On 9/30/2014 at 11:55 PM, logakght said:

thanks for answering.

 

also what do you think of coffee with butter?

Wut, is this a thing?

 

yeah, it seems so. I've tried and well it tastes like coffee with butter, not bad though, but the trick here is that supposedly it gives you more energy and other "cool" stuff.

Why?

  On 10/1/2014 at 7:26 AM, Friendly Foil said:

Why?

Why not?

My question.

What animals, if any, have you been bitten by and which was worst?? (ok 2 questions)

If goats are like mushrooms and you shoot a duck, are you afraid of toasters?

do you ever?

  On 9/30/2014 at 11:03 PM, Ragnar said:

like an interview but I feel kinda dickish wanted to be interviewed so it isn't

but if you ask me a technical question/how did you get that sound that would be awesome

What is a more affordable option for binaural recording, than using a pair of headphones as mics? (the best answer I could think of, was to steal any needed equipment-- so if you can answer this solidly, it'll be a pretty IDM moment)

who the fuck do you think you are?