Sneezes that do not come to fruition

Is there anything worse than when you are just about to sneeze but at the very last moment, you don't do it?

It doesn't really bother me

that much

it helps me to sneeze when i look at the light/sun so i end up looking up and blinking probably making a strange face. answer= yes

you can force them by touching the upper inside of your mouth with your tongue.

edit: when you're about to sneeze

  On 10/1/2014 at 7:20 AM, MIXL2 said:

you can force them by touching the upper inside of your mouth with your tongue.

 

edit: when you're about to sneeze

i'll try that

  On 10/1/2014 at 6:59 AM, yek said:

it helps me to sneeze when i look at the light/sun so i end up looking up and blinking probably making a strange face. answer= yes

I also look up at a light/The Sun. Still not sure why that works...

  On 10/1/2014 at 9:33 AM, yek said:

 

  On 10/1/2014 at 7:20 AM, MIXL2 said:

you can force them by touching the upper inside of your mouth with your tongue.

 

edit: when you're about to sneeze

 

i'll try that

 

lol I meant the opposite.

It stops sneezes if you do that xD.

  On 10/1/2014 at 6:48 AM, Zeffolia said:

Is there anything worse than when you are just about to sneeze but at the very last moment, you don't do it?

If my marriage was in shambles and I came home one night after a 16 hour shift at my cubicle job- my children in the kitchen, hanging from the ceiling, their frail torsos skewered by meat hooks, their intestines splashed on the white tiles from being disemboweled.....- my wife standing there with an old kitchen knife, mumbling about how it was quite a struggle to cut through our kids due to the dullness of the blade...

Yeah, I'd be like: "Fuck, at least I don't have to sneeze; and then not!"

  On 10/1/2014 at 10:09 AM, peace 7 said:

 

  On 10/1/2014 at 6:48 AM, Zeffolia said:

Is there anything worse than when you are just about to sneeze but at the very last moment, you don't do it?

If my marriage was in shambles and I came home one night after a 16 hour shift at my cubicle job- my children in the kitchen, hanging from the ceiling, their frail torsos skewered by meat hooks, their intestines splashed on the white tiles from being disemboweled.....- my wife standing there with an old kitchen knife, mumbling about how it was quite a struggle to cut through our kids due to the dullness of the blade...

 

Yeah, I'd be like: "Fuck, at least I don't have to sneeze; and then not!"

 

  On 10/1/2014 at 10:09 AM, peace 7 said:

 

  On 10/1/2014 at 6:48 AM, Zeffolia said:

Is there anything worse than when you are just about to sneeze but at the very last moment, you don't do it?

If my marriage was in shambles and I came home one night after a 16 hour shift at my cubicle job- my children in the kitchen, hanging from the ceiling, their frail torsos skewered by meat hooks, their intestines splashed on the white tiles from being disemboweled.....- my wife standing there with an old kitchen knife, mumbling about how it was quite a struggle to cut through our kids due to the dullness of the blade...

 

Yeah, I'd be like: "Fuck, at least I don't have to sneeze; and then not!"

 

lel

"honey i deboned the babies"

For snizzle my nizzle

Yeah I can bring on a sneeze by looking int he general direction of the sun, squinting a little and opening up the old nasal passages. It's not entirely unpleasant. In fact it's quite good. http://scienceline.org/2009/11/why-do-some-people-sneeze-when-they-look-at-the-sun/

its like cumming to a crap video

I think Angelina Jolie said the same thing in one of her UN envoy speeches in Haiti.

There's a fist sized hole in my bedroom wall for every unrealized sneeze.

If I catch my wife about to sneeze, I say "bless you". Stops her from sneezing. She does the same to me. For whatever reason, saying bless you to someone just as they're about to, stops it. Some kinda pavlovs dog thing or something. Like your brain associates bless you with happening after the sneeze & therefor wipes it out. A fine little way to torture your mate or friends & family.

unrelated, maybe i need to work on a phrase for when I'm about to have my happy finish during intercourse...

I guess I'll tap my wife on the shoulder & tell her to tell me "that's it?" just before I shoot...then I'll be like "No, got my second wind". *squeeky,squeeky,squeeky,etc*

It's almost worse when you feel like you have to burp, but can't. It's like you're 30% choking.