Amazon Echo

http://youtu.be/KkOCeAtKHIc

 

guess they've never heard of siri or google now

Seems like first step into home robotics

"Hey guys, shout now if you want the new tech product from Amazon !"

*echoes*

Don't forget poor Cortana, guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_eEdO7MZbM

yeah that's pointless, why do you need this fat, black dong in your room when you have a smartphone.

Edited November 11, 2014 by eugene

so amazon can listen to you wank and generate ads based on your stroke:cum ratio

Why does it need to monitor you in your sleep? I thought that was Nintendo's job LOL

"Hey alexa, what does my shit sound like?...derrrp, don't know, sounds like"...Bbwuuuuumpppffffffffffffff phluuut phut phut....psssss....

 

The human race is fucked. Seriously, can we do fucking anything by ourselves for god sake...

 

useless technology for the sake of shite consumerism.

  On 11/11/2014 at 9:39 PM, isaki said:

so amazon can listen to you wank and generate ads based on your stroke:cum ratio

"Isaki, it sounds like you're death gripping your wang. Would you like to order a Tenga Masturbation Egg with free Prime 2-Day shipping?" Edited November 12, 2014 by doublename