Extra, extra read all about it! Young Rockefeller eaten by cannibals!

http://nypost.com/2014/03/15/how-a-young-rockefeller-died-at-the-hands-of-cannibals/

Still though, what an amazing way to go out.

Something to listen to while you read it:

https://soundcloud.com/djangelo/jay-z-99-problems-dj-angelos-crazy-cannibal-remix

Pics or it didn't happen.

Eat the rich innit.

it's not cannibalism to eat a reptilian

more like Eatenfeller

Wocka wocka!

  On 12/24/2014 at 8:56 PM, John Ehrlichman said:

it's not cannibalism to eat a reptilian

it is, if you're a reptilian...

  On 12/24/2014 at 8:56 PM, John Ehrlichman said:

it's not cannibalism to eat a reptilian

ba-dum tish! Thank you folks, ill be here all week, enjoy the uh...veal?

well, he was only a philanthropist adventurous kid willing to risk his life to bring 'primitive' art to the rest of the world to appreciate it. he wasn't any lena dunham. shes a privvy rich kid too, but waaaaaaaaay cooler, and a non-reptilian, paragon of society type

  On 12/24/2014 at 8:56 PM, John Ehrlichman said:

it's not cannibalism to eat a reptilian

lol this and the pdf file in one week. WATMM is on a roll.

you sound like an ass and a hypocrite, coming from what you said in the 'mayhem ensues ..'topic. shit thread. bombed.

who's lena dunham, and jaffa what did I do to piss you off?

Jeez you can't even have a non-serious thread about the rich getting eaten on here without being trolled.

  Quote

 

According to various interviews with villagers, the Asmats first mistook him for a crocodile.

this is no coincidence...