Xmas Loot

What did ya get?

A text from my dad. I'm at home drinking winre, eating benzo's and candyt.

I got a golden ticket to visit Hexagon Sun studios. Beerwolf Wonka and the Sandison Factory it read.

Apparently I have to pick up a leather holdall from Steve Beckett. In it will be a selection of merino wool base layers, there will be a high powered petzl headtorch with various legendary functions, there will be two crossbows forged from a future materials designed and constructed by coneheaded Californians deep within Hanger 18. One will be designed to kill any beast on Earth with an array of poisoned darts, and one will be a grappling hook designed to scale any wall on Earth. I will also have an array of magical glass vials each filled with succulent oily elixir, each shot will have vital ingredients essential for me to survive the spring, summer, autumn and winter. There will also be a waxed weatherproof sack with fire-lighting and fishing kit. Rods, reels hooks and lines to snaffle the wisest, wariest freshwater pike and trout, to the deepest dwelling spooky saltwater beasts. A sack of magical kindling and woodchips will complete The Fire and Fish Bulging Sack of Survival.

I'll fucking be there with Christmas bells on.

watmm & Boards of Canada forever!!!

Beats by Dre :/

I found some bear skulls in the woods just now

I got a pair of socks.

This shirt: http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Aphex-Twin-DJ-Techno-House-Music-Herren-T-shirt-ONE-IN-THE-CITY-/00/s/MTEyOFgxMTI4/z/n9MAAOSwosFUW2rv/$_57.JPG

Creep mode: engage.

I opened a wrapped box and inside were 3 soundboards from Ae's 2008 tour.

But then I woke up.

  On 12/25/2014 at 5:58 PM, AnwarAutokino said:

dat aesthetic

oh and i got a nice new mattress set woooo

http://haveafewgetsome.bandcamp.com/album/adios-amigo-the-first-decade-the-last-dance

complete jacques tati bluray

Only thing I asked for was a blu-ray of star wars ep 4,5,6. My dad got me ep 1,2,3. Does he remember my childhood? No. My present to myself is a drawing tablet. Probably wacom intuos small.

No one got vinyl? I thought you lot like to brag about the records you got.

  On 12/25/2014 at 6:30 PM, oh2 said:

http://haveafewgetsome.bandcamp.com/album/adios-amigo-the-first-decade-the-last-dance

Duct tape.

some pajamas, £30 cash, £35 H&M voucher, couple books, aftershave....er, think that's it.

  On 12/25/2014 at 5:58 PM, AnwarAutokino said:

on first look i thought you were opening the door of a wall mounted washing machine

I got some pyjamas, Armani code aftershave and a hard case for my hagstrom Viking. Even better though, my bro in law announced he's bought a PS4 and I can have his PS3 for nowt!

Coffee time beaches!!!

Love watching all the Xmas drone fails on YouTubes

  On 12/25/2014 at 9:37 PM, MadameChaos said:

Coffee time beaches!!!

I've got one of them, sadly now redundant thanks to my new induction hob.

Soft bamboo socks, box of fancy coffee and coffee syrups, 8-bit tron style cushion, ridiculously expensive Lazy Oaf tshirt.

Also, my lady and I are having a notchristmas gift exchange on 25th of Jan.

nothing

a FUCKING EPIC CHIMNEY FIRE at 5:30 am (well that's when we woke up)... nice one santa

got some serious respect for the fire service though. respect to them.

  On 12/25/2014 at 9:53 PM, westhead said:

 

  On 12/25/2014 at 9:37 PM, MadameChaos said:

Coffee time beaches!!!

I've got one of them, sadly now redundant thanks to my new induction hob.

 

decent first world problems never make it to that shitty thread