Rubin Farr Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 I expected this after the Star Wars edits, but not before the third film even hit DVD. https://tolkieneditor.wordpress.com Yeah fuck Evangeline Lily, bitch can't act her way out of a paper bag. Now if they could just cut her out of Ant-Man... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Positive Metal Attitude Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 ant man sees her as hair follicles and plumes of french cologne. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/#findComment-2273450 Share on other sites More sharing options...
olo Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Is that barrel ride scene as awful as it appears on that guys page? Haven't bothered with the Hobbit & don't plan to. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide olo's signature Hide all signatures Thanks user487363530. And user4873635301. Now 48736353001. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/#findComment-2273463 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted January 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 On 1/20/2015 at 5:05 PM, delet... said: ant man sees her as hair follicles and plumes of french cologne.and vaginal stench Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Positive Metal Attitude Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/#findComment-2273525 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 On 1/20/2015 at 5:03 PM, Rubin Farr said: Yeah fuck Evangeline Lily, bitch can't act her way out of a paper bag. Now if they could just cut her out of Ant-Man... Just a cool guy being cool here You are so cool that while she is doing what she loves you are sittting on your ass posting random pop culture threads I mean if thats what you love to do fine, but i dont respect it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/#findComment-2273527 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brisbot Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 The hobbit has a lot of filler. I liked all three movies, save the first half of the first one (it was just soooo boooring except it was entertaining when they were at his home)Someone who isn't me will be checking this out. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/#findComment-2273532 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 (edited) those movies are fucking garbage edit: imo Edited January 20, 2015 by MIXL2 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YangYing's signature Hide all signatures >>MY MUSIC<< Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/#findComment-2273566 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Finally watched Battle of Five Armies. Much like the Lord of the Rings trilogy, felt this one was the weakest of the three. That scene where Gimli dies and Tauriel asks "why does it hurt so much?" made me lol considerably, much to the surprise of the other movie-going patrons. Still better than most of the big-budget films that will come out in 2015 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/#findComment-2273572 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 (edited) On 1/20/2015 at 7:22 PM, MIXL2 said: those movies are fucking garbage edit: imo agreed. there are some interesting parts but on the whole they suck. just way too bloated and boring. shame really. Edited January 20, 2015 by beerwolf Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/#findComment-2273574 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted January 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 On 1/20/2015 at 6:25 PM, Deer said: On 1/20/2015 at 5:03 PM, Rubin Farr said: Yeah fuck Evangeline Lily, bitch can't act her way out of a paper bag. Now if they could just cut her out of Ant-Man... Just a cool guy being cool here You are so cool that while she is doing what she loves you are sittting on your ass posting random pop culture threads I mean if thats what you love to do fine, but i dont respect it. It's funny how this forum separates "music" from "pop culture" like it's some noble endeavour. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Positive Metal Attitude Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/#findComment-2273575 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Peter Jackson was only good at splatterpunk. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/#findComment-2273589 Share on other sites More sharing options...
geosmina Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 On 1/20/2015 at 7:22 PM, MIXL2 said: those movies are fucking garbage edit: imo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide geosmina's signature Hide all signatures https://animanoir.xyz/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/#findComment-2273707 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 On 1/20/2015 at 7:38 PM, beerwolf said: On 1/20/2015 at 7:22 PM, MIXL2 said: those movies are fucking garbage edit: imo agreed. there are some interesting parts but on the whole they suck. just way too bloated and boring. shame really. for me it felt like I was watching a video game most of the time. they could have done a beautiful work with just two movies, and saved the extra movie worth of pointless ridiculous violence and shit. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YangYing's signature Hide all signatures >>MY MUSIC<< Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/#findComment-2273715 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 ragnar edit of hobbit: movie ends with the first movie where bilbo doesn't take the ring, he takes the troll king's crown and becomes new king of the trolls Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Ragnar's signature Hide all signatures http://djsaint-hubert.bandcamp.com/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/#findComment-2273716 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 On 1/20/2015 at 7:59 PM, baph said: Peter Jackson was only good at splatterpunk. Adapt this next Mr Jackson sir pls Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide hello spiral's signature Hide all signatures https://salaamhelicoid.bandcamp.com/ Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/#findComment-2273738 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted January 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 that should be Terry Gilliam's first animated feature film. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Positive Metal Attitude Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/#findComment-2273751 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronical Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 I just watched the extended edition of the original Lord Of The RIngs trilogy and it is hilarious how much better it is than The Flobbit. This is weird though, why'd they cut it if the new one isn't even out yet? Did they use no single scene from it? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chronical's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/#findComment-2273755 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted January 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 He used a screener Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Positive Metal Attitude Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/#findComment-2273770 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 i really liked them. some people analyse this shit way too much...what the fuck did you expect? it's a film adaption of a children's book about dwarves. don't go watch this kind of thing if you're not willing to surrender your nerdy cynicism of everything ever. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/#findComment-2273964 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bitroast Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 On 1/21/2015 at 11:20 AM, BCM said: i really liked them. some people analyse this shit way too much...what the fuck did you expect? it's a film adaption of a children's book about dwarves. don't go watch this kind of thing if you're not willing to surrender your nerdy cynicism of everything ever. this is exactly what I was expecting. instead, the hobbit trilogy turned into 6 hours+ of second rate lotr EPICNESS despite the fact its supposed to be ... a film adaptation of a childrens book about dwarves. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/#findComment-2273966 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 On 1/20/2015 at 5:18 PM, olo said: Is that barrel ride scene as awful as it appears on that guys page? Haven't bothered with the Hobbit & don't plan to. yeah this scene was really bad lol. also true that you shouldn't expect much when going to watch it and it's precisely in this state of mind that I saw the first two movies. But as a matter of fact it didn't prevent me to find the second one totally lame and to decide not to bother with the third one. The first one entertained me surprisingly well though. Anyway I support you in your brave decision olo, I'm sure you'll find a better way to use your time Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Lucas's signature Hide all signatures antape @ soundcloud Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/#findComment-2273969 Share on other sites More sharing options...
t yst r Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 On 1/21/2015 at 11:25 AM, bitroast said: On 1/21/2015 at 11:20 AM, BCM said: i really liked them. some people analyse this shit way too much...what the fuck did you expect? it's a film adaption of a children's book about dwarves. don't go watch this kind of thing if you're not willing to surrender your nerdy cynicism of everything ever. this is exactly what I was expecting. instead, the hobbit trilogy turned into 6 hours+ of second rate lotr EPICNESS despite the fact its supposed to be ... a film adaptation of a childrens book about dwarves. Exactly this. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/#findComment-2273977 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 shit i dunno i enjoyed them and i don't care Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/#findComment-2273991 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bitroast Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 (edited) you know. i was thinking. the idea to edit the three films into one film with concise singular story is a pretty interesting idea (maybe not so much if you enjoy the 3 films as they are? i dunno maybe not) but it's an idea that i'm kind of interested in. if it's even doable or does it turn the film into a mess when you steer the film that severely away from the intended story and structure?? i have no idea what the answer is but i'd be interested in watching a fan edit if even just merely out of curiosity. but fuck, does it 4 hours long? that completely defeats the point of stripping the films down to making one singular film. no chance in hell i'm sitting down to watch a 4 hour film ... Edited January 21, 2015 by bitroast Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/#findComment-2274020 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bitroast Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 ^ this also goes to those fan edit star wars prequel films that try edit the films into one film. is it doable?? has anyone actually make something watchable out of those films? movie trailers manage to do this sometimes. make an entertaining 2 minute "film" from the source material, ... thats sometimes even more interesting and coherent than the actual movie. the trailer for that ashton kutcher steve jobs film is way more enjoyable and coherent than the actual 2 hour long dumb movie. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/86399-the-hobbit-the-tolkien-edit/#findComment-2274021 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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