Andrew Weatherall's Beard on EBAY

Wow i sold my dreadlocks to a wig maker when i was 14 but didn't think to get people to bid on it. I wonder if it comes with instructions or it's just the clippings in a ziplock bag??

That's one serious beard!

I think mike sold his ponytail on ebay...

bleeghhhhhhhhhh

What!? You made him cut off his ponytail?

No, this was before I met him. Although, if he did have it we wouldnt be together.

I've found the owner too!

http://ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=33712

LOL

Van Den Hoogenband, that guy is from the Netherlands! Mike's ponytail is currently in the Netherlands!! :O

XD

glad to see said beard is/was 120bpm

Groce

  On 2/2/2015 at 9:16 AM, rixxx said:

No, this was before I met him. Although, if he did have it we wouldnt be together.

 

 

I've found the owner too!

 

http://ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=33712

lolol

This is like that South Park episode

no one is ever going to beat Jeremy Bentham

  On 2/2/2015 at 10:00 AM, cwmbrancity said:

glad to see said beard is/was 120bpm

ewww

  On 2/2/2015 at 5:57 PM, petina said:

ewww

th fancy groooming fr th new swordsmen, dancey-brain electro jams eh?

Die

o' thx but u go ahead shitze. i've been dǝad already and i decided it was boring..

Didn't RDJ give away locks of hair with select preorders of the RDJ album or something like that?

  On 2/2/2015 at 11:13 PM, Goiter Sanchez said:

Didn't RDJ give away locks of hair with select preorders of the RDJ album or something like that?

Ye, what is it with electronic musicians and giving/selling their hair?

  On 2/2/2015 at 10:48 PM, Redruth said:

o' thx but u go ahead shitze. i've been dǝad already and i decided it was boring..

Ok live for the time being but die soon.

The beard just hit 41 pounds after a bid by chim

not bidding until all the grey hairs are extracted from the beard

Psychic TV's TOPY had a plot where you sent in samples of bodily juices/pubes used in magical sigils,

so this is fairly tame in comparison

ps: Weatherall should be given the freedom of the country and if anyone was ever in a position to recreate some of J Peel's radio times it has to be Lord Sabre

how do you know it's really his beard though and not just one of a regular keyboard player, electro hipster or wizard?

Mike P's ponytail disguised as Andrew's beard?

edit: obviously, the fact that rixxx posted this is s-s-super suspicious!