rules & rule reading

read the rules, that's the old joke on watmm

 

magna carta came about from a dispute between barons and the king of england

 

if watmm had its own magna carta what would it look like?

 

if you could make 10 rules for watmm what would they be?

 

and everyone would have to follow them, even the admins and mods

 

if a mod or admin broke the rules he would have to apologise and make amends

 

same for the members

 

 

 

1. E-mails must remain confidential and not given to anyone else, even famous or high status people

2. Amnesty for banned members every 3 years (sini, nevenen, fred, theo would be able to come back)

3. Members shouldn't give mods too much flack if they are simply cleaning up some badly thought out /drunken threads typed on a mobile in a night club or pub

etc etc

 

 

  On 3/24/2015 at 10:03 AM, chunky said:

2. Amnesty for banned members every 3 years (sini, nevenen, fred, theo would be able to come back)

fred has been unbanned ages ago

  On 3/24/2015 at 10:03 AM, chunky said:

read the rules, that's the old joke on watmm

 

magna carta came about from a dispute between barons and the king of england

 

if watmm had its own magna carta what would it look like?

 

if you could make 10 rules for watmm what would they be?

 

and everyone would have to follow them, even the admins and mods

 

if a mod or admin broke the rules he would have to apologise and make amends

 

same for the members

 

 

 

1. E-mails must remain confidential and not given to anyone else, even famous or high status people

2. Amnesty for banned members every 3 years (sini, nevenen, fred, theo would be able to come back)

3. Members shouldn't give mods too much flack if they are simply cleaning up some badly thought out /drunken threads typed on a mobile in a night club or pub

etc etc

 

 

1. Already the case.

2. See triachus' post above.

3. Like this thread?

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3. Like this thread?

And the 'jamie bartlett's new report thread'. An excercise in coyness which floated into the abyss.

rules

true if you propose to have everybody follow a set of rules you need to lead the way yourself or face a barrage of pisstaking elephants and shit shooting flamingos

All memes must be posted in the designated 'dank memes' thread. Accordingly, all meme content posted to the thread 'funny pictures' shall be promptly removed, repeat offenders risk a 36 month ban and/or other loss of WATMM privileges where appropriate.

1. If in the event a glass of ice water is consumed, it must be accompanied by ice.

 

2. If one or a party were to commit an act for an unknown reason it will generally be known that the person or persons committing said act will have done it for the rush, adaptation, and general backwardness henceforth.

 

3. Batcock.

1. There are rules. Read them.

2. See #1

3. Do a #2 while reading #1

Rules: Read 'em

Dicks: Eat 'em

  On 3/24/2015 at 7:28 PM, Braintree said:

1. If in the event a glass of ice water is consumed, it must be accompanied by ice.

 

+1

  On 3/24/2015 at 7:28 PM, Braintree said:

1. If in the event a glass of ice water is consumed, it must be accompanied by ice.

 

2. If one or a party were to commit an act for an unknown reason it will generally be known that the person or persons committing said act will have done it for the rush, adaptation, and general backwardness henceforth.

 

3. Batcock.

4. Jedy wins.

Been here for a couple of years and i havent read the rules and never will

 

penis

  On 3/24/2015 at 10:23 PM, Deer said:

Been here for a couple of years and i havent read the rules and never will

Shame on you! Every good watmmer should print multiple copies of the rules and post them on the ceiling above his/her bed so it is the first thing they wake up to in the morning and the last thing they see before they sleep. Personally I have a spare stack of the rules by my toilet to keep me entertained whilst I shit.

 

 

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The old joke of watmm indeed and one that never gets old, it has me in stitches every time. Watmm? Jokmm.

why are there rules anyway? could people actually sue if they get banned? mods should be able to ban anybody they wish, at the peril of the other mods reaction.