GOOAAAAALLLLLL (2014-15)

Even though we're coming close to the end of the season, felt like this thread should be revived on the basis of last weekend.

Charlie Adams - 67 yards out:

Bobby Zamora - ridiculously good

Wayne Rooney, no business scoring this really.

that zamora goal was complete utter class. if messi put that in you'd never fucking hear the end of it

That Charlie Adams goal is jokes. Much like Lamela's rabona against Asteras Tripolis late last year. He really hates his right foot.

there were actually 4 mind-assploding goals in the pl last weekend - can't leave out Jermain Defoe's sick volley from top of the arc

Shit yeah, missed that one. Definite class.

And totally agree with Lopez - same as the commentators on MOTD - if messi scored that there would be a world-wide shortage of kleenex from all the masturbating going on.

Obel - not sure what you mean?

What I mean by what? Jokes? Sorry, that's stupid London slang. I mean I found his goal funny in its audacity. Quality goal, I saw loads of people shit on it online, saying anybody could score that goal. Fucking LOL, sure. Everyone's a critic.

Ah ok, yeah I thought that's what you meant, but just wasn't sure.

toplel - yeah anyone could score that goal. Which is why people like Ruud Gullit and Alan Shearer (cunt) were lauding it (also quite funny to see them presenting together on MOTD, considering how bad their relationship was at Newcastle).

Mata's recent goal was top-drawer as they say

Diego Costa's had some beauties, but could never vote for any Chelski-Corp candidate

other footy - Koeman to Arsenal, worth a punt

WAT

Edit: dagnammit, gfycat embed

Love alexis, in my opinion the best player in the league.

  On 4/11/2015 at 12:08 AM, Deer said:

Love alexis, in my opinion the best player in the league.

Clearly Stevie G.

Gerrard has proved Sir Alex right, when the heat was on last season his slip was the difference. Then, right when a draw at least against Utd could've opened up a top-4 challenge, stampy mcstamp. Yeah he can spray the passes round, but Scholes & Fwank Lamps are a good few yards in front. Just look at how easily FL slotted into scoring at Mancs City

2-3 new (quality) players and a new manager (Koeman) and Arsenal should step up, but if Liverpool lose Stirling & maybe the likes of Coutinho (sp?) in the summer compounded by Stevie G's retirement, Brendan could be gone b4 next christmas. Maybe Koeman to Liverpool?

In conclusion, Tan out.

Just in case you didn't check the spoiler - I'm not serious in that assessment.

Most valuable player - Yaya Toure - citeh are miles better with him on the pitch.

Best player, probably Hazard, though honestly, if Rooney wasn't such a fat lazy cunt he would be in with a shout. But he is a fat lazy cunt, so it goes...

Yes that's well done to you lot this year CMA!

extremely emotional down here at the moment, 3 more wins we could be going up live on TV a week next monday! ....completely insane to even think about this.

excellent finish

Lol that should be in the rofl thread though no?

glol of the season for me.

If messi scored that we'd never hear the end of it.

ive started saying that for every goal because i fucking hate ray hudson

I miss him calling Mesut Özil "Avatar eyes" though.

  On 4/21/2015 at 4:22 PM, doublename said:

I miss him calling Mesut Özil "Avatar eyes" though.

FLOL

Ah memories.

aint heard that b4,,,,,, had to laugh