Melker destroys David Guetta...

Holy shit. This!

http://themelkerproject.com/dear-david-guetta-you-suck/

"I was writing to let you know that you are the worst and represent everything that is wrong with DJ and EDM culture. I recently had the displeasure of reading your interview with Beatport. Riveting stuff, really. I particularly enjoyed the following excerpt:

***Not everything went smoothly behind-the-scenes, though.. Something crazy happened to me on the [first weekend], he says. Im using Rekordbox and Pioneer to play, and before I saved my playlist to my SD card, my computer crashed. So I just had to put all my music in a random order on USB sticks at the last minute, doing it really old school, scrolling to look for the records I wanted to play next.***

There are so many things wrong with you, and with this paragraph, that I felt compelled to write you this heartfelt letter.

First, if you are using Rekordbox, USB sticks and Pioneer to play, there is NOTHING old school about it these are new technologies used by EDM DJs. You wouldnt know old school if DJ Jazzy Jeff slapped you in the face with a dubplate. What you attempted to do is not old school, its actually just DJing. Congrats! Further, a true old school DJ uses these weird things called turntables. You put vinyl records on these turntables. They have needles and everything!"...

click link for the rest.

Amazing

LOLZ

lol

how boring

None of that needed to be said, as most electronic and hip hop fans know, and it won't phase Guetta fans because they are in it for the party.

still funny tho. don't think i'd've ever read guetta interview excerpts otherwise

  On 5/4/2015 at 7:42 PM, patternoverlap said:

None of that needed to be said, as most electronic and hip hop fans know, and it won't phase Guetta fans because they are in it for the party.

Very true but it's still refreshing that someone puts their head above the parapet and citicizes him. Not that I care either lol.

  On 5/4/2015 at 7:42 PM, patternoverlap said:

None of that needed to be said, as most electronic and hip hop fans know, and it won't phase Guetta fans because they are in it for the party.

I think it should be said every day in every possible media... No one is saying that to their faces, like ever. They live in a bubble surrounded by yes people. I find it sad to never have people like Guetta having to argue with people like Jeff MIlls on cable TV to define what is techno music. Can you imagine? No one is ever telling Guetta how pathetic what he is doing really is. :) We live in a strange world.

Wow what a bitter dude. Anyways:

loool he looks so high on that vid

hip hop guetta :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN-zB2UVtXc

lol just looked up this Melker person on youtube. He has a channel. Would not recommend going there. Really, the dude seems to specialize in crappy mashups of top 40 hits from the last few decades. Pretty embarrassing.

i dont think you can trust this scott maiker's judgment

https://instagram.com/p/yVSpYHh0qs/?taken-by=scottmelker

  On 5/4/2015 at 8:26 PM, D4M0 said:

loool he looks so high on that vid

 

hip hop guetta :

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN-zB2UVtXc

oh god

I don't get it. This melker guy makes mashups, and is super bitter at guetteeeer? I'm just gonna metaphorically quote rubins double facepalm

  On 5/4/2015 at 8:52 PM, Deer said:

i dont think you can trust this scott maiker's judgment

 

https://instagram.com/p/yVSpYHh0qs/?taken-by=scottmelker

lol

at least he knows the words

I wish this kind of criticism came from a real YouTube talent, like Nyanners

What was the point of that bitter rant? It's like being upset about One Direction not sounding like Black Sabbath's third album or something. I think most people are aware of how shitty Guetta's music is, although I have to admit those quotes were surpringsingly idiotic so thanks for the link!

  On 5/4/2015 at 5:46 PM, olo said:

 

 

meh, keep this drama in gen ban

Rob him of his gear and sell it on the deep web

careful i think he lurks watmm

  On 5/6/2015 at 1:28 PM, skibby said:

careful i think he lurks watmm

We see you Guetta. You gonna Guetta got

irony of a 'mashup artist' writing this. all around lols and sadness

i tried but was unable to be impressed by a guy using serato who has promo pictures 75% as stupid as most EDM artists