lets post to rochester craigslist for untele

its been too long since unteleportedman has been in chatmm [i think his crazy gf made him leave watmm] and we all know how much he loves the rochester personals on craigslist as a form of entertainment. provided he still gets bored at work theres a good chance if we post there he'll see it. i say we write him a nice message in the same style we wrote to neil. i'll start:

tele pls

dump that bitch

, scratch that itch

tell them you're rich

then dig a big ditch

Because you're gonna burn that witch!

put her in a twat sandwich

this message might be a little kitsch

breakin the rhymes

so sublimes

contact me to buy my collection of dimes.

do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

but we'll be unable to conceal our bonner

, scratching our nuts, eating a donner

kebab

slab.

I also have a bunch of Belgian things to sell, like

my grandmother and a 10-speed bike. I'd also like to find like-minded individuals who are in to

all kinds of inputs and outputs

and New Beat dance-offs

wearing jean cut-offs.

im a graphic designer. and the perfect man.

There's nothing I can't do. I eat bread in a can.

You girls have never been attracted to me. I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because... I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.

Being told to respect women made far more sense back in the day when women were told to respect men.

please only contact if you are JRHNBR and have a JO crystal that needs charging

  On 6/20/2015 at 2:18 AM, popiax said:

JRHNBR

flololol

one thing that inspires me is