Types of people who don't deserve to be alive

Ones that walk in groups side by side on the sidewalk, and when you're walking up to them they don't move to make room for you, even though there's nowhere you can go. They just expect you to maneuver all the way around them down past the sidewalk into the gutter, or up against the building wall.

Some guy with disabled person legs (tiny little bones) did this to me once with his electric wheelchair. I was trapped and had nowhere to go and he just drove right up onto my foot and ankle. He had on a My Little Pony t-shirt too, scum of the earth. He just thinks he's entitled clearly, move to the right side of the sidewalk please people even if you're a protected class.

chicks who wear high-tops/michael jordans

People who vest themselves with the authority to chose who should live and who should die.

people who post on an elitist electronic message board forum

i cry when angels deserve to die

  On 7/9/2015 at 2:11 AM, Goiter Sanchez said:

People who vest themselves with the authority to chose who should live and who should die.

People who take the internet too seriously

People who can't properly drive a motor vehicle. I'm all for just taking away their licenses, but in lieu of that I'm okay with all of them just dying a quick death.

  On 7/9/2015 at 2:20 AM, auxien said:

People who can't properly drive a motor vehicle. I'm all for just taking away their licenses, but in lieu of that I'm okay with all of them just dying a quick death.

On that note, people who don't put their turn signal on, then when you do something based on the assumption that they will go straight, they honk at you and tell you to hurry up so they can turn

People who make pancakes that aren't crispy around the edges from the oil they were cooked on.

Unnecessarily aggressive drivers.

Furries/Bronies/whatever.

  On 7/9/2015 at 1:56 AM, Zeffolia said:

Ones that walk in groups side by side on the sidewalk, and when you're walking up to them they don't move to make room for you, even though there's nowhere you can go. They just expect you to maneuver all the way around them down past the sidewalk into the gutter, or up against the building wall.

umm, just shoulder barge them. This is one solution. Another one is to stare death at them, this sometimes works. Make sure that you never deviate from your side of the footpath/lane at the mall/whatever. Another thing to do is motion with your hands that they separate to let you through in the manner you would children. You can also verbally interact with these pointless clone people and state something like "out of the way child/fool/ingrate/miscreant/selfish troll person", or "you should know better by now, move aside". All of these have worked for me before. The shoulder barge of last resort being an unfortunate and somewhat shocking experience for the demi-human, but what did they expect would happen, you weren't going to dematerialize, or perhaps gain the power of flight. They're failing at social good graces and there will inevitably be a consequence to their actions, they need to learn this and you are the one to enlighten them. And people do learn by experience or at least these people will modify their behaviour to fit with the group norm, so teach them that norm.

Always perform these actions with disregard and/or disdain, i usually go for disregard, your actions in getting them to move are but a means to an end. These people fail at good social order, but really what do they mean to you, you just want to go and buy that loaf of bread or catch that plane, life is filled with chores and obstacles that one but pushes through. Like the rain, you can't predict it and you can't stop it, you only know that at some point it will be there, so face it and move on, don't dwell on something so inconsequential.

I hope these tools for life will help you a little in dealing with the tools in life zeffolia.

As to why they do this, i think that i've addressed it in another thread somewhere, i'm getting tired, and still have many things to do today. Walk number two being the first of those. Anyway briefly it's about not being the one of their group to show weakness and be the one that goes behind the other, it's a simian power structure thing. whatever happened to manners, people are getting more selfish, etc.

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i went into a fairly expensive bike shop the other month and was met by the snooty hipster that worked there. i ask some questions nd he answers with this attitude, i dunno man. i would never buy a bike from someone like that. fuck these peoplee

  On 7/9/2015 at 3:19 AM, maitake said:

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Jev dupe account?

I know this thread is a joke thread, but here's an actual, pro tip:

The street can also be walked on. You are walking with Zeus by your side, propelled by pure IDM Lazer, and you're gonna let some pitiful humans stop you on the sidewalk? Have some self respect, man. It's like standing on a broken escalator, waiting for it to be repaired. Your parents gave you legs to walk the ultra path of destiny; not cry like a lil' bitch.

people

People who died

  On 7/9/2015 at 2:07 AM, oh2 said:

chicks who wear high-tops/michael jordans

People who say "Michael Jordans" instead of Jordans.

Real estate agents, mortgage brokers, used car salesmen, politicians, bronies, furries, lawyers, bad elderly drivers, the music industry, hollywood and devil children.

  On 7/9/2015 at 1:56 AM, Zeffolia said:

Ones that walk in groups side by side on the sidewalk, and when you're walking up to them they don't move to make room for you, even though there's nowhere you can go. They just expect you to maneuver all the way around them down past the sidewalk into the gutter, or up against the building wall.

Oh I can't fucking stand that. Sometimes, depending on my mood, I just stand still as I approach a group doing that, so that one of them must stop and go single file behind the other.