"DJ" Paris Hilton

She might as well just suck guys off back there:

really ?

also, could you not have said, preparing a salad or something? we're gentlemen here to the ladies of electronic music.

Meh, I've heard considerably worse sets from "legit" DJs playing all vinyl.

Is the guy on the right shadow djing?

Or by the look of it the whole thing is just playing through in Ableton.

And its a good job her mixer has a filter effect otherwise she would have to spend more time clapping

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  On 7/25/2015 at 8:23 AM, fletcher said:

Is the guy on the right shadow djing?

Or by the look of it the whole thing is just playing through in Ableton.

She's very obviously using Traktor with a controller and actually mixing.

Pop Culture Expert Surprisingly Not Ashamed Of Self

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LOS ANGELES—According to reports, 29-year-old online commentator Caroline Shelham is somehow not completely ashamed of her own well-established identity as a "pop culture expert."

 

Shelham, who spends 10 hours every day consuming news updates on various entertainers and then commenting on their activities on an entertainment website, has reportedly shown no signs of humiliation or self-hatred over the way she spends the bulk of her time, and is also apparently not disgusted by the fact that this is actually what she does with her life.

"Basically, I like to look at what's going on in pop culture and comment on it with a sort of fresh, wry voice," said Shelham, who by all accounts still possesses the ability to look at herself in the mirror every morning. "I try to find things that I think are really lame and vacuous and then just tear them apart."

"I guess I see my role as being like an arbiter of what sucks and what doesn't in the world of show biz," added Shelham, seemingly under the sad impression that her work or existence has a meaningful use to society or the human race. "Somebody's got to do it."

According to Shelham, this week alone she has penned what she refers to with a straight face as "news stories" about the separation of actors Courteney Cox and David Arquette; a photograph of the singer Rihanna wearing a new outfit; and an advertisement for an upcoming episode of a television sitcom, all of which she was surprisingly willing to take credit for having written and disseminated.

She also composed a scathing, 800-word critique of the upcoming motion picture Burlesque that she suggested, with actual pride, was "some of [her] best work."

"I'm sorry, but it might be just about time for [Burlesque actress] Cher to go away now," wrote Shelham, who does not seem to find anything self-degrading in the fact that she earns a living by deriding people she does not, nor will ever, know. "I know you're doing your best to make us forget that we actually found you charming in Moonstruck, but let's just call it a day already, shall we?"

Shelham—the daughter of a small business owner and a retired nurse who paid for her to attend a liberal arts college—recently spent a large portion of what in her mind is somehow a day's work creating an itemized list entitled "10 Things I Hate About This Season Of Dancing With The Stars" that she accepted money for writing and allowed to be published without apologizing to her loved ones for the despicable action.

She was also among the first to find out that Ian Ziering is expecting a baby—a fact that she remains inexplicably proud of having learned nearly 14 hours before the general public.

"Why in the name of God would anybody even pay attention to Jessica Simpson anymore?" she recently asked without any sudden pangs of overwhelming regret or self-loathing. "I think it's high time somebody told her that nobody cares."

Though Shelham is an actual human being, her choice to intentionally put effort toward commenting on actor Kelsey Grammer's love life and the televised interactions of a group of New Jersey twentysomethings has evidently not caused her to contemplate the act of suicide.

"Say what you will about Perez Hilton's tackiness, but you have to respect what he's built," she said. "You know, I did a parody of him once? Kim Kardashian re-tweeted it."

http://www.theonion.com/article/pop-culture-expert-surprisingly-not-ashamed-of-sel-18481

Pretty bangin' set, yo.

deejay paris hilton selek

COnsidering no one seems to be dancing anyways, I don't think it really matters what she's doing back there, no?

dj haris pilton

  On 7/25/2015 at 9:06 AM, autopilot said:

 

  On 7/25/2015 at 8:23 AM, fletcher said:

Is the guy on the right shadow djing?

Or by the look of it the whole thing is just playing through in Ableton.

 

She's very obviously using Traktor with a controller and actually mixing.

 

I couldn't tell what was going on to begin with. But yeah, she's actually playing music. It's most notable when she messes up at 18:16. The track is about to peak and then she accidently(?) hits the cue button or jumps to a marker. I don't think that was intentional.

What did everyone think of the "we're all gonna die" prank?

  On 7/25/2015 at 9:13 AM, triachus said:

Pop Culture Expert Surprisingly Not Ashamed Of Self

 

 

  Quote

LOS ANGELES—According to reports, 29-year-old online commentator Caroline Shelham is somehow not completely ashamed of her own well-established identity as a "pop culture expert."

 

Shelham, who spends 10 hours every day consuming news updates on various entertainers and then commenting on their activities on an entertainment website, has reportedly shown no signs of humiliation or self-hatred over the way she spends the bulk of her time, and is also apparently not disgusted by the fact that this is actually what she does with her life.

"Basically, I like to look at what's going on in pop culture and comment on it with a sort of fresh, wry voice," said Shelham, who by all accounts still possesses the ability to look at herself in the mirror every morning. "I try to find things that I think are really lame and vacuous and then just tear them apart."

"I guess I see my role as being like an arbiter of what sucks and what doesn't in the world of show biz," added Shelham, seemingly under the sad impression that her work or existence has a meaningful use to society or the human race. "Somebody's got to do it."

According to Shelham, this week alone she has penned what she refers to with a straight face as "news stories" about the separation of actors Courteney Cox and David Arquette; a photograph of the singer Rihanna wearing a new outfit; and an advertisement for an upcoming episode of a television sitcom, all of which she was surprisingly willing to take credit for having written and disseminated.

She also composed a scathing, 800-word critique of the upcoming motion picture Burlesque that she suggested, with actual pride, was "some of [her] best work."

"I'm sorry, but it might be just about time for [Burlesque actress] Cher to go away now," wrote Shelham, who does not seem to find anything self-degrading in the fact that she earns a living by deriding people she does not, nor will ever, know. "I know you're doing your best to make us forget that we actually found you charming in Moonstruck, but let's just call it a day already, shall we?"

Shelham—the daughter of a small business owner and a retired nurse who paid for her to attend a liberal arts college—recently spent a large portion of what in her mind is somehow a day's work creating an itemized list entitled "10 Things I Hate About This Season Of Dancing With The Stars" that she accepted money for writing and allowed to be published without apologizing to her loved ones for the despicable action.

She was also among the first to find out that Ian Ziering is expecting a baby—a fact that she remains inexplicably proud of having learned nearly 14 hours before the general public.

"Why in the name of God would anybody even pay attention to Jessica Simpson anymore?" she recently asked without any sudden pangs of overwhelming regret or self-loathing. "I think it's high time somebody told her that nobody cares."

Though Shelham is an actual human being, her choice to intentionally put effort toward commenting on actor Kelsey Grammer's love life and the televised interactions of a group of New Jersey twentysomethings has evidently not caused her to contemplate the act of suicide.

"Say what you will about Perez Hilton's tackiness, but you have to respect what he's built," she said. "You know, I did a parody of him once? Kim Kardashian re-tweeted it."

 

 

http://www.theonion.com/article/pop-culture-expert-surprisingly-not-ashamed-of-sel-18481

Wow.

Unless you plan on going to see her play I wouldn't really worry about it.

i could give a fuck less about paris hilton and her idolators

  On 7/25/2015 at 5:55 AM, delet... said:

really ?

 

also, could you not have said, preparing a salad or something? we're gentlemen here to the ladies of electronic music.

You forgot to tip your fedora, good sir

  On 7/25/2015 at 3:41 PM, Phoenix said:

i could give a fuck less about paris hilton and her idolators

Your monthly fuck quota has been adjusted accordingly.

  On 7/25/2015 at 9:30 AM, lala said:

deejay paris hilton selek

  On 7/25/2015 at 9:06 AM, autopilot said:

 

  On 7/25/2015 at 8:23 AM, fletcher said:

Is the guy on the right shadow djing?

Or by the look of it the whole thing is just playing through in Ableton.

She's very obviously using Traktor with a controller and actually mixing.

Ah OK. I didn't watch all of it, just skipped through and every time she was just dancing about playing with her hair.

Will watch again and look for actual dj skills

Do i have to watch it, i really don't care, please don't make it mandatory for everyone by turning it into a new forum meme or something everybody.

  On 7/25/2015 at 3:41 PM, Phoenix said:

i could give a fuck less about paris hilton and her idolators

No you said it wrong. It should be 'I couldn't give a fuck less'. Cos that would mean that you give 0 fucks. You just said that you give at least one fuck.

She should have dropped a ceephax track somewhere in there. And I must say I didn't mind watching her bend over twisting nobs in a completely strange way (because of them high heels and tight dress).