Somebody is trying to scam me. Help me to respond.

Let’s have a bit of fun here. Before that let me tell you what’s going on here.

Long story short: I have few instrument in the internet for sale. They’ve been in there about half of month and then some fellow named Taraba Yana said he will buy all of them (he could be a woman too). That would be like 1250e. I couldn't belive it first, but wait it's getting unrealer: this chump lives in Spain and he said that he has hes own shipping company. Right? He said that he will pay me through paypal and somebody will come here and pick my stuff in Finland. How the hell did he even find my sales ad? I've put my stuff only to finnish sites.

It's a pretty old scam, see: https://jakebillo.com/apparently-you-can-get-scammed-using-paypal-and-gmail/

Scammers seems to have a shortage of new scams to scam. Let's scam him harder. Help me WATMM.

Remember. He doesn't know that I know.

Here's hes latest mail:

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Okay thank you.I’m satisfied with the condition. I won't be able to come and view it myself because I am currently away for work.but if can you guarantee that it is in a good condition, I will meet up with your last price. I know there are other buyers patronising you already. This is more reason why i would like to get this as soon as possible.i will pay you through PayPal as it is the fastest & easiest way for me to make payment at this moment, do not worry about PayPal charges, i will take care of that and about the transportation, i shall arrange for a transport agent to come to your home directly for the pickup and transport it to my home in Madrid( SPAIN ) after i have made all the necessary payment and you have confirmed this on your account.

So if you accept this transaction, you should send me your info requested below if you have an account already with PayPal:-

Name :

PayPal Email :

Mobile Number

amount:

so that i can proceed with the transfer and then we can arrange for my shipping company to come for the pick up, after you receive your money. I will need the address too for the pick up to be arranged.

i expect your reply soon.

Thank you .

 

What instruments are you selling?

You should say that one of them belonged to Ceephax and might be worth a few more ££££

Then go off randomly talking about cheese, try and string the conversation along

  On 10/1/2015 at 4:19 PM, fletcher said:

What instruments are you selling?

You should say that one of them belonged to Ceephax and might be worth a few more ££££

 

Then go off randomly talking about cheese, try and string the conversation along

lol!

synths and sampler. mpc 1000, nord drumm, minibrute, yamaha tx81z.

The mpc1000 belonged to Ceephax, it even has a beer stain on the side from a live gig and a planet mu sticker on it.

Mike Paradinas has probably touched it more than once.

Can we up the price by £30? We don't want to be greedy but this lovely piece of kit has its place in history.

By the way, do you like Edam?

haha you nailed it. anything else?

Have sex with him and then don't call him the next day

"Haha you got scammed hard, bro!"

i wonder what he's thinking when i change the currency all of a sudden.

Ask him for a scan of his Musician's Guild photo ID.

Also let him know that while the equipment was used to make music for porno films and even appeared on screen a few times, to the best of your knowledge no one has had sex on (or with) it.

Ask him for his SSN and a photocopy of his passport

And ask to be paid in Bitcoin or war bonds or whatever

He's no fun.

I've made a reply:

Oh crap I almost forgot! There's a one thing about my Yamaha that you should know: there might be some traces of... uh 'manly liquids' on it. Before I bought it I heard it was used in an adult film. But don't worry, it doesn't effect the sound or anything. It's ust a bit slimy on the top.

'Before I'm sending you any money'

lol i meant him to send me haha xD

Ask him if he'd be interested in making $1000/day working from home

Dear Taraba Yana,

Recently, I was walking down the street, and suddenly out of nowhere

An asshole-mouth...

Can you give him Neil's email address from the other thread and get them to bounce off each other? Crossing the watmm email streams, as it were.

Is what the asshole mouth asked. I swiftly replied:

real human bean

Maybe get racist on him and ask if Spanish people and Mexicans are the same thing.

  On 10/1/2015 at 7:57 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Maybe get racist on him and ask if Spanish people and Mexicans are the same thing.

I think the better one would be to overtly imply that Spain and Portugal are the same place

  On 10/1/2015 at 6:39 PM, LimpyLoo said:

Ask him if he'd be interested in making $1000/day working from home

This actually... lol counter his scam with another scam

  On 10/1/2015 at 8:34 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 10/1/2015 at 6:39 PM, LimpyLoo said:

Ask him if he'd be interested in making $1000/day working from home

This actually... lol counter his scam with another scam

 

We will transfer tha monies..

Tell him you can fit it all in your car and you can drive across Europe to meet him in Spain. You always wanted to visit the lovely island of Spain! If you set off tomorrow you can be there by Monday. What's his address?

Literally email him a picture of your dick

Edit: maybe with the text of your replies written lengthwise on your pee-pee

  On 10/1/2015 at 6:53 PM, Leon Sumbitches said:

Can you give him Neil's email address from the other thread and get them to bounce off each other? Crossing the watmm email streams, as it were.

i'd be happy to get neil involved in this.