Help me reply to a Fax!

So yeah, apparently the fax machine in the corner of our office still works, and this came through this morning.

Please help me respond to Karl before the bitcoin prices go to crazy and my mind explodes.

WATMM I trust you guys to help me do the right thing. Also, I want to try and play golf with this guy.

I will post what I fax him.

Cheers

Is that not just an automated spam email fax that'll get you added to some super-spam mailing list if you reply ?

Probably, same as replying to an e-mail, but it might be a laugh.

And I am bored at work.

Its the first time I remember the machine working for at least a year.

Plus I want to hand scribble a message to Karl with crazy handwriting.

The fax back number is 02 (London) so its not in Zimbabwe :(

send him a photocopy of your benis and bestigles and write on it "who sends a fucking fax? are you the 80s!!!".

Also,

How many people that still use a fax machine would know what a bitcoin is and would recognise that as a URL.

Most confusing spam. Ever

Man have you seen Bitcoin price this week ?

Hey Karl! I'd sell my bitcoins but unfortunately they've become lodged up my arse thanks to the wife. You know your ex! Unfortunately, It might look like I have just come from the Ministry of Silly Walks at Golf on Saturday. See you there!

Toodles, your twin brother Stuart.

HOW DO I SEND BUTTCOINS DOWN THIS TYPEWRITER MACHINE

WE'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR KIDS MARTY!!!

  On 11/10/2015 at 3:29 PM, xf said:

HOW DO I SEND BUTTCOINS DOWN THIS TYPEWRITER MACHINE

FLOL

Also ask him if he accepts dogecoin for payment and fax him 30 pages of dogecoins

KARL

do not

I REPEAT

do not scribble the machine

it will break the bass

fine regards,

slammy

was at 470 last week now it's back to 350

fax him back all the frames from your favourite animated gif

  On 11/10/2015 at 6:27 PM, caze said:

fax him back all the frames from your favourite animated gif

smash the fax machine to bits with a baseball bat screaming "haunted! the photocopier is haunted!!!"