Reality Check - Was Jesus a dwarf?

Interesting Bible digging i found by lsitening to the No Such Thing As A Fish podcast (the producers behind that british tv show QI)

http://theholyprepuce.tumblr.com/post/16573181668/was-jesus-a-dwarf-from-a-variety-of-sources-we

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Was Jesus a dwarf?

From a variety of sources we know that Jesus was small in stature; this in a time when the average male measured 5’1” and weighed 110 pounds.

The first century historian Josephus reports him being approximately 3 cubits tall (4 feet 6 inches).

The Gospel of Luke (19:3) describes Zaccheus’ attempt to see Jesus while he preached in a crowd: “And he sought to see Jesus who he was; and he could not for the crowd, because he was low of stature.” Luke may be referring to Zaccheus rather than Jesus, but the idea that Jesus was slight can be seen again in the Acts of John v. 90: “…I was afraid and cried out, and he, turning about, appeared as a man of small stature…”

The Qur’an records Jesus’s diminutive size in the story of the the night that the prophet Muhammad flies to Jerusalem on a winged horse to visit the prophets Abraham, Moses and Jesus; Jesus was the smaller of the three.

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So Who The Fuck Is This?

We already knew that GRRM based GoT on lots of historical fact. Seems Tyrion is Jesus.

Makes sense to me, crafty little fucker that Tyrion is.

But seriusly what im reading into this is that he was kind of a Tyrion Lannister type darf which in my opinion in more appealing than the current view of jesus which is just unrealistic, i would buy more into him if he was the true underdog, i dont know why.

Stop the unrealistic standards of beauty for messiahs

We should be searching for a tiny little cross. Honestly, a little person performing miracles somehow makes the whole New Testament more realistic.

confirmed

Real messiahs have curves tiny little bodies

small statured jewish banker confirmed

Well we know he was born June 17 around 2BC.

Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour.

Dwarfed in size by Moses by a couple of inches.

  On 11/15/2015 at 1:31 PM, Deer said:

So Who The Fuck Is This?

 

Cesare Borgia

Jesus was a black man
No Jesus was Batman

  On 11/15/2015 at 8:21 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Well we know he was born June 17 around 2BC.

June 17 is my birthday too. Free wine on tap in my apartment from now on.