Call Shia LaBeouf

http://www.touchmysoul.net/

+44 (0)151 808 0771

lol. I'm kinda liking this dude.

That's the buffiest buffering buffer I ever saw buffering

lol, has anyone called it? I kinda wanna call it, but wtf are you supposed to talk about?

I hope to kill an hour talking to Shia Laboof. Start off by talking about which local bbq restaurant has the best brisket, segue into A Very Heavy Agenda: A Catalyzing Event, and then quickly change the subject to face transplants not being covered by your health insurance. You'll both walk away better people.

I'm going down to see the Follow exhibition at FACT in Liverpool on my lunch break. There's an afterparty on tonight which could be a laugh too.

Here I am - the foppish dude to the right of the TV. Fame at last.