I'm going to crystal healing group 2nite ☾

Anyone else into healing crystals?

no i stopped playing final fantasy when i was 12

only the ones that charge up when i jo with my bros

  On 2/15/2016 at 10:03 PM, andihow said:

only the ones that charge up when i jo with my bros

Why would you think that crystals can heal?

Please approach this as empirically and open-mindedly as possible and get back to us with your objective findings.

What are you trying to get healed? Your AIDS?

  On 2/15/2016 at 10:03 PM, andihow said:

only the ones that charge up when i jo with my bros

lol I forgot about these

  On 2/15/2016 at 10:03 PM, Ragnar said:

final fantasy

Gravel sickening circles is where it's at though.

I can't begin to take any of it seriously because of the amount of middle aged women that get into that kind of thing when they find themsleves at a loose end when the kids have left home. The type of people involved are all so flimsy and needy. I see so many in my job it makes hate all of it, and I love pretty stones and fossils ha. One person that used to do reiki and all that shit that we did all the print for came in again last week, she's now a paranormal clairvoyant. I had to make up business cards for this charlatan. I imagine when she realises that people will not be fooled again she'll probably get into shabby chicing.

top tips for cleansing your crystals:

haha, sorry man...indeed tell us about it after.

  On 2/15/2016 at 10:07 PM, LimpyLoo said:

Why would you think that crystals can heal?

Why would you think that can't?

  On 2/15/2016 at 10:09 PM, autopilot said:

Please approach this as empirically and open-mindedly as possible and get back to us with your objective findings.

 

What are you trying to get healed? Your AIDS?

You don't think they'll heal that?

I used to collect rocks as a kid and I had to go to spirit hippy shit places to get the really good ones, sooo annoying.

I used to, but now I rub myself with poop, is more effective

  On 2/15/2016 at 10:20 PM, hello spiral said:

 

  On 2/15/2016 at 10:07 PM, LimpyLoo said:

Why would you think that crystals can heal?

 

Why would you think that can't?

 

  On 2/15/2016 at 10:09 PM, autopilot said:

Please approach this as empirically and open-mindedly as possible and get back to us with your objective findings.

 

What are you trying to get healed? Your AIDS?

 

You don't think they'll heal that?

 

Well if they do, I'd definitely like to know. For a friend...

I've heard from a reputable source that bum crystals do in fact cure aids spi, I think you're in luck

  On 2/15/2016 at 10:12 PM, Chesney said:

I can't begin to take any of it seriously because of the amount of middle aged women that get into that kind of thing when they find themsleves at a loose end when the kids have left home. The type of people involved are all so flimsy and needy. I see so many in my job it makes hate all of it, and I love pretty stones and fossils ha. One person that used to do reiki and all that shit that we did all the print for came in again last week, she's now a paranormal clairvoyant. I had to make up business cards for this charlatan. I imagine when she realises that people will not be fooled again she'll probably get into shabby chicing.

Yeah charlatans like that need to be discredit so as not to harm the reputation of true crystal healers.

Why bother collecting crystals when you can make your very own with your own bodily functions and a little helping of a compromised immune system?

Pull out some of these guys out of your urethra and show those stuffy assholes at your local gem and mineral show who is boss.

They're minerals Marie.

True crystal healers? you serious? Did you know that people believe that rocksand crystals contain the ghosts of their relatives?

Wonder if Charlie Bucket has a grandpa Jo crystal?

don't forget to clean your crystal phalluses after you cleanse them in the earth, and before you insert them in your anus, you don't want to get tetanus

but this tho

where is it?

let me know if you go again sounds like a potential watmm meetup concept

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFCyVb5iqo4

spiral are you channeling the dank