Mysterious "Men in Black" Spotted in Iowa

http://kwqc.com/2016/06/21/mysterious-men-in-black-sightings-reported-along-muscatine-co-roadways/

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MUSCATINE COUNTY, Iowa (KWQC) – R. J. Strong of Port Louisa, Iowa was spooked by what he saw a week ago Monday, June 13, at 2 a.m.

 

Strong posted on Facebook afterward that he was traveling near Ogilvie and F avenues in Muscatine County when he saw “some weirdo walking down the paved road in a black trench coat!!!!”

 

Several others on social media have reported similar sightings in recent weeks.

 

According to the reports, the individuals have been seen standing beside roadways and sometimes stepping into roadways as motorists are passing at locations across Muscatine County, in southeastern Iowa.

 

“My son has experienced this and it’s no joke,” posted Beatrice Wilson Strong. “It was really a frightening experience to him.”

“It’s happened to a few friends of mine out on [Highway] 22,” posted Cassie Pameticky.

 

The Muscatine County Sheriff’s Office has taken notice, posting Monday on its Facebook page, “We have had several reports of ‘men dressed in black’ entering the roadway in rural Muscatine County.”

 

Several people have told KWQC that these same individuals have been spotted walking across homeowners’ yards, although the MCSO Facebook post does not mention sightings on private property.

 

The MCSO is now asking anyone who encounters the individuals to “call 911 immediately.”

 

The sheriff’s Facebook post has generated several jokes and speculation that harmless pranksters are behind the sightings.

 

However, the MCSO says on its Facebook page, “We do take this seriously” and investigators are “hoping the public can assist.”

illuminati confirmed

rofl this thread

https://youtu.be/OF2P-hLAZZ4

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  On 6/24/2016 at 9:22 PM, olo said:

rofl this thread

Exactly what I expected!

plenty of suspects right under our noses...

excellent

  On 6/24/2016 at 9:47 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

Mysterious Black Man Spotted In IDM Forum - Apparently a Body Fluid Fetishist

That stays between us, mate.

Iowa is the entrance to the Matrix

"Arrest me, ladies".

  On 6/24/2016 at 10:05 PM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

wait? oscillik?

UPDATE: Suspect(s) may speak with a German accent.

VOOF!

not a single Will Smith/Tommy Lee Jones to be seen.

Reminds me, I probably see a (typically goth-looking) trench coat walking along the sidewalk in the area where I live at least once a month.

Damn trench coats.

  On 6/24/2016 at 9:23 PM, Squee said:

Mustaine County, Iowa.

  On 6/24/2016 at 9:11 PM, triachus said:

 

 

 

 

illuminati confirmed

Medieval England, Iowa.

Its odd that both of the accounts quoted were second hand.

(⌐■_■) (⌐■_■) ^ gr8 pg ; moar iowan mibs (:

Aren't the American Pickers from Iowa? they might have been on a rob.