Joyrex Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 Was disgusting with salsa: http://m.mysanantonio.com/lifestyle/article/Dallas-taqueria-brawl-caught-on-viral-Facebook-8331771.php Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/91005-lion-spotted-in-san-antonio-tx/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 (edited) yeah, the red salsa is dangerous. not recommended for those that can't handle a chair throwing match https://youtu.be/CZVtJJK9DFo Edited June 30, 2016 by Nebraska Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/91005-lion-spotted-in-san-antonio-tx/#findComment-2460541 Share on other sites More sharing options...
colunga Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 lame i thought this took place in san antonio :( Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/91005-lion-spotted-in-san-antonio-tx/#findComment-2460544 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 Dang, was hoping this was about a large cat getting caught up in some inner-city hi-jinks. Could someone point me in the direction of some interesting exotic cats? I'm coming up all blanks here. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BobDobalina's signature Hide all signatures CA$HNE$$ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/91005-lion-spotted-in-san-antonio-tx/#findComment-2460563 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maitake Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 On 6/30/2016 at 4:20 AM, Bob Dobalina said: Dang, was hoping this was about a large cat getting caught up in some inner-city hi-jinks. Could someone point me in the direction of some interesting exotic cats? I'm coming up all blanks here. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/91005-lion-spotted-in-san-antonio-tx/#findComment-2460570 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 interesting what kind of cat is that? just out of morbid curiosity Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/91005-lion-spotted-in-san-antonio-tx/#findComment-2460572 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 does it fish? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/91005-lion-spotted-in-san-antonio-tx/#findComment-2460573 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 On 6/30/2016 at 5:00 AM, dr lopez said: interesting what kind of cat is that? just out of morbid curiosity "Fishing cat" On 6/30/2016 at 5:03 AM, yek said: does it fish? I see what u did there Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/91005-lion-spotted-in-san-antonio-tx/#findComment-2460575 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 (edited) why you making threads about a guy you unceremoniously tossed from the forum years ago? Edited June 30, 2016 by messiaen Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/91005-lion-spotted-in-san-antonio-tx/#findComment-2460658 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 yeah i don't understand this either Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/91005-lion-spotted-in-san-antonio-tx/#findComment-2460661 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 On 6/30/2016 at 3:23 PM, messiaen said: why you making threads about a guy you unceremoniously tossed from the forum years ago? Because regardless of why he was banned, he still when he was here had some pretty memorable laughs - what's wrong with celebrating that? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/91005-lion-spotted-in-san-antonio-tx/#findComment-2460678 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 Thanks guys, I'll probably run some searches on lexis-nexis and alt.felidae on our pictured specimen and report back with any findings! On 6/30/2016 at 3:23 PM, messiaen said: why you making threads about a guy you unceremoniously tossed from the forum years ago? Achshully it was quite a ceremonious affair - black tie, catered, Bogdan and Cylob performing dueling hardware jams in the grand ballroom (followed by the JB7 Trio over dinner), unveiling of the Nice Tits exhibit... and after making some opening remarks over desert and coffee, JR presented the year's Lifetime Member inductees with their early BoC cassettes and gave a 1-slide powerpoint presentation entitled "GTFO lion," followed by toplels for all in attendance. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BobDobalina's signature Hide all signatures CA$HNE$$ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/91005-lion-spotted-in-san-antonio-tx/#findComment-2460685 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 im just impressed joyrex talks about lion after threats like these Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/91005-lion-spotted-in-san-antonio-tx/#findComment-2460739 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 On 6/30/2016 at 3:23 PM, messiaen said: why you making threads about a guy you unceremoniously tossed from the forum years ago? Because it's nice to remember a time when this board had characters, before they would test the boundaries of humour and get chucked. My lack of character is my strongest asset here. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide tec's signature Hide all signatures "They're about guns, lasers, robots with laser guns in space. Monsters from the future. Explosions. Sylvester Stallone doing a backflip on top of a spike while Robocop carries a ghost up a mountain. Bombs and swords and that... IDM is awesome." Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/91005-lion-spotted-in-san-antonio-tx/#findComment-2460766 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlitze Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 Is there any posts by this lion to read? All we ever get is that shadow boxing video and a vid of him eating a burrito. He must have had more strings to his bow. No-one would dine out on those two videos for all these years. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/91005-lion-spotted-in-san-antonio-tx/#findComment-2460782 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Quote i just got home from my jiu jitsu class. now, im in a beginner class and there are other guys in their 20s and 30s along with me but tonight there was a girl that couldnt have been older than 15 (I could tell because of her belt color) and shes pretty fucking cute. She had pigtails and pretty big tits (I could see under her gi at some points) we all split up and practice passing guard etc and after a few reps each we switch partners... it so happened that when I got around to practicing with her we go into sparring so we starting sparring and im in her guard. Eventually I work an armbar and I get a really sloppy armbar and her hand ends up right on my cock... for a split second i thought i would try and slide down to get a better position on it but I realized she wasn't even trying to fight it off... she just let her hand sit right on my cock.... still not knowing what to do, she decides to grab a handful of my junk in a way I could only describe as sexy.... i let this go on for about 3 more seconds and i finally let go and we restart position after practice she gave me this real funny look... what do I do WATMM? next practice is saturday Quote once i was walking out of taco shop with a bag of good mexican food (carnitas burrito, tres tacos de tripas, 5 rolled tacos w/ guacamole, large diet coke) and a young gangster mexican bumped into me, knocking my glasses to the dirty concrete. my glasses shattered and i became furious. "you broke my glasses... now i break your arm" i threw a haymaker at him and he bowled over into the salsa bar, he was disgusting with salsa. regardless i jumped onto him and performed an excellent armbar while in the salsa, tomato all over me and the Puto. i quickly snapped his arm like a twig and the police came. they ran his information and he had a warrant out for his arrest for crimes. i was congratulated for catching the criminal and the taco shop paid for my food, the officer shook my hand as well. who says violence solves nothing..? they are a fool. The End - lion Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/91005-lion-spotted-in-san-antonio-tx/#findComment-2460832 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 I work right next to where the infamous "salsa" massacre took place. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/91005-lion-spotted-in-san-antonio-tx/#findComment-2461584 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 (edited) Just watched that taqueria brawl vid. What the hell.There are people who kill other people in the world who don't conform to their narrow-minded beliefs, and then there are drunken dumbshits who try to beat the crap out of each other over a bowl of chips and salsa. Why is it so popular to inflict violence upon each other over something so fucking trivial? God damn degenerates. Edited July 4, 2016 by ambermonk Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ambermonk's signature Hide all signatures On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said: To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean. On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said: you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/91005-lion-spotted-in-san-antonio-tx/#findComment-2461603 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 On 6/30/2016 at 9:04 PM, tec said: On 6/30/2016 at 3:23 PM, messiaen said: why you making threads about a guy you unceremoniously tossed from the forum years ago? Because it's nice to remember a time when this board had characters, before they would test the boundaries of humour and get chucked. My lack of character is my strongest asset here. lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/91005-lion-spotted-in-san-antonio-tx/#findComment-2462081 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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