DO YOU DO DANK MEME

Since 2011 it has been my dream to create a fantastic new meme,

one that would be loved and shared across the internet by teenagers and 36 year old men.

I think this image has that potential, but I'm struggling to find the right hook.

So can somebody naturally witty or with previous dank meme creation experience help.

Here are some examples of the kind of thing I'm after:

'tfw the glimmer thief steels your sparkle'

'who broke my onion plz'

'tfw your nanna has just died'

lolz pls

here's a tutorial

even in its nascent state this is already hilarious imo

eyes dilate would be good if you have a one with whites and small dark pupils

'tfw you've downloaded and watched the complete animated tv series avatar the last air bender and halfway thru the last episode you remember you're 36'

Looks a bit like Michael Cira, was that the intention? If not, does that help at all?

tfw when you just finished the complete series of the wire and can't wait to talk to your black coworker about how real that shit is but then you see a tweet about how the show blames blacks for their own problems and now you feel like shit.

Have you tried opening the image in your photo editing software and saving it as a 240+ GB file?

If you can make it bigger great as this also improves the quality

'tfw you've got the perfect image but no text'

edit: yes kev

tfw you yo-yo too close to craig anderson's face

Cmon lopez you've got this. Give me some of that fresh shiz.

when it my turn

tfw when you want to see what the pokemon go fuzz is all about but you forgot your eyes are two round polished black agates

^^ triggered

tfw when still posting on watmm well into your 30s

tfw you get called a mohammedan

  On 7/19/2016 at 10:20 PM, Bob Dobalina said:

Have you tried opening the image in your photo editing software and saving it as a 240+ GB file?

lol that babby is one of the best things on the nets.

"tfw like [picture of thing that makes me smh]"

swimming cat

I was going to ask what kind of cat is that but it's abundantly clear to all.

tfw who keeps stealing my canned bueanz
[youtubehd]afKtV4qwPuM[/youtubehd]

"tfw u gettin that bomb ass dome and her wig fall off"

  On 7/19/2016 at 10:31 PM, Plum said:

edit: yes kev

Say hi to sally (the bong) for me sweet prizzle my dizzle

  On 7/20/2016 at 12:59 AM, usagi said:

 

lol that babby is one of the best things on the nets.

I would straight up trade one of my children for that babby in a New Haven minute

  On 7/20/2016 at 5:10 AM, Bob Dobalina said:

 

 

  On 7/19/2016 at 10:31 PM, Plum said:

edit: yes kev

 

Say hi to sally (the bong) for me sweet prizzle my dizzle

Pus you covertly checked out their holiday photos and saw her husband wearing tight little speedos and you can only conclude that either he'd been shopping for chorizo and forgot to take his bag for life out with him or he's hung like an exceptionally well hung mule'

Tfw you gotta look up what "tfw" stands for so you can post something meaningful but slightly meta in a dank meme thread on watmm.

  On 7/19/2016 at 9:20 PM, tec said:

Looks a bit like Michael Cira, was that the intention? If not, does that help at all?

tfw you look like michael cera