Car Accident Proof Humans

Like something Cunningham would dream up innit:

http://www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/news/a30055/this-beauty-shows-what-humans-would-looks-like-if-we-evolved-to-survive-car-crashes/

  Quote

The truth is, our cars have evolved a lot faster than we have," says David Logan, a team member on the project and road safety engineer at the Monash University's accident research center. "Our bodies are just not equipped to handle the forces in common crash scenarios."

 

To deal with these forces, the team came up with Graham. Protecting his brain is a much larger skull intended to absorb forces and fracture upon impact. His face, concave and fatty, is less likely to be damaged. Instead of a silly wobbly neck, he doesn't really have one at all, reducing the potential for spine and back injuries. His skin is also thicker to prevent lacerations, and his ribs have a layer of external air sacks for maximum protection.

*unzips*

It's beautiful

'tfw u high af and think u unbreakable'

'tfw u realize u can't hang yourself with yr own belt'

- What about the legs?

- Meh, they should be fine as is

Haha fuxk is dat

Rubber Johnny's aged well

  On 7/21/2016 at 10:20 PM, joshuatx said:

- What about the legs?

 

- Meh, they should be fine as is

You asked...

I dont see how having a huge section of exposed bone would help you survive a car crash

Such cosmetics might be unnecessary if all-electrics become more widespread in the next few decades (scroll about halfway down): http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla_model_s