Shittens - Disposable Mittens For the Bathroom

Holy LOL:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F547P6S

Check out the Weener Kleener soap in the Frequently Bought Together section.

For when you shitten the bed.

needs fingers for more agile picking imo

ruins the shittens pun tho 

looks like the hamburger helper hand has gotten into dirtier business

  On 8/13/2016 at 3:17 AM, percy roger smith said:

looks like the hamburger helper hand has gotten into dirtier business

Hey, a glove's gotta feed his family... times are tough!

Reading the title, I was expecting a heck of an album. Slightly disappointed now...

  On 8/13/2016 at 1:47 AM, dr lopez said:

needs fingers for more agile picking imo 

I second this, there's no way you can do it 100% with these fellas

shitten with love

Kind of a one-shot wipe type thing, or are they reversible?

maybe they're for fat people with cheeks that push together and cause them to get shit all over their hands when they push the paper between them

  On 8/18/2016 at 10:58 AM, hoggy said:

maybe they're for fat people with cheeks that push together and cause them to get shit all over their hands when they push the paper between them

  On 8/12/2016 at 10:35 PM, Goiter Sanchez said:

Just tried a pair (or is one supposed to just wipe as normal with your strong hand/hand nearest the wall?) and wiped my Arse with them. 10/10 would buy again. Might not wipe with them again, mind, but would buy again.

http://forum.watmm.com/topic/91320-ive-just-realised/?do=findComment&comment=2473366 ?

  On 8/18/2016 at 8:28 PM, caze said:

http://forum.watmm.com/topic/91320-ive-just-realised/?do=findComment&comment=2473366 ?

What does that have to do with Shittens?

I thought it was pretty obvious...

lol

  On 8/18/2016 at 8:34 PM, caze said:

I thought it was pretty obvious...

No, not obvious at all - that pointless thread is about some guy who can't say words right, whereas this one is about a real product that solves a grossly misunderstood and hidden problem for millions of people.

With regards to that guy who can't speak properly, i have no idea who he is but what if he's a big fat guy who asscheeks are pushed tightly together and his shits keep snapping off and making a mess, the toilet paper gets stuck up in there and tearing off. Total disaster zone. He's come here today to lament being unable to speak and has ended up solving the problems with his anus.

  On 8/18/2016 at 8:37 PM, Joyrex said:

 

  On 8/18/2016 at 8:34 PM, caze said:

I thought it was pretty obvious...

No, not obvious at all - that pointless thread is about some guy who can't say words right, whereas this one is about a real product that solves a grossly misunderstood and hidden problem for millions of people.

  On 8/19/2016 at 9:56 AM, TiredOldPotato said:

 

  On 8/18/2016 at 8:37 PM, Joyrex said:

 

  On 8/18/2016 at 8:34 PM, caze said:

I thought it was pretty obvious...

No, not obvious at all - that pointless thread is about some guy who can't say words right, whereas this one is about a real product that solves a grossly misunderstood and hidden problem for millions of people.

I think there's a very generous opinion here of what pointless is and isn't, but hey, it's your board.

 

I think you need to bone up on your sarcasm detection...

  On 8/18/2016 at 8:37 PM, Joyrex said:

 

  On 8/18/2016 at 8:34 PM, caze said:

I thought it was pretty obvious...

No, not obvious at all - that pointless thread is about some guy who can't say words right, whereas this one is about a real product that solves a grossly misunderstood and hidden problem for millions of people.

 

Fiber. The answer is to eat an adequate amount of fiber.

You won't even need to wipe if done properly.