Aphex's favourite soap?

What do you think he suds his naked and wet body with when he showers?

Picture it in your mind's eye and tell me, in detail.

Being a man of wealth that likes to live on the extreme I believe he will use a lotion infused with tea tree oil, perhaps ordered from Fortnum and Mason. The sharpness from the scent isn't enough, oh no, he likes to use a loofah too, scrubbing his skin until he turns a very particular shade of crimson. 

oh man

*mops brow*

How, um, clean does he get? Does he make sure everything is clean?

*gulps*

What's the bright red soap from the 40's? LUX was it? That one.

  On 10/7/2016 at 9:32 PM, hello spiral said:

oh man

 

*mops brow*

 

How, um, clean does he get? Does he make sure everything is clean?

 

*gulps*

You'd better believe it, you could eat your dinner off his bottom eye. 

would he, um. Insert a soapy finger, you think? 

Justtobereallycleanhaha

*mops brow*

Depends upon his mood, but when the fire burns bright he has been known to become his own ventriloquist's dummy.

*imagines soapy, ginger-fuzzed balloon knot*