What accent do you read threads in your head?

I hear everyone's posts on here in a sotto-tenor Cornish accent, makes even un amusing posts amuse me to an extent.

I alternate between Gilbert Gottfried, Brian Blessed and Jake The Dog and sometimes a hybrid of all three doing a South African impression.

Fat, shirtless Geordies on the lash

  On 11/18/2016 at 1:40 PM, doublename said:

Fat, shirtless Geordies on the lash

  On 11/18/2016 at 1:40 PM, doublename said:

Fat, shirtless Geordies on the lash

I read all posts in engrish. Makes them much more bearable.

accents not so much but phrasing and cadence varies from member to member

I will say though, robbie martin IRL sounded exactly like how I imagined he would after years of reading his posts 

Zimbabwean

Stephen Hawking's computer.

  On 11/18/2016 at 1:37 PM, A Reggae Lee Bowyer said:

Gilbert Gottfried

HAAHHAHA!!!

/thread

A giant industrial fan.

You know that big gay pharaoh guy from 300, well mostly in his voice mostly.

It all mostly sounds like Newt, mostly.

Klingon

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The "Guangdong Yangjiang Kingdouble Precision Ceramic Knives Manrfacturer Ltd" accent of course.

lol

Southern English Wood Goblins, drunk on ale, drunk on sweet-smelling billowing herbal woodsmoke and drunk with the smell and urge for wood goblin cunt

ahh yes

Clever Trevor the Keeper of Dorney Wood, Master of The Bomb Hole, Trader of the Tuck Shop, Him of Long Hair of the Beech Trees and Guttersnipe of the Cesspit.

  On 11/18/2016 at 8:18 PM, Bernard Cribbins said:

Thats a definite Wood Goblin

I really wanna learn about Wood Goblins

Truman capote for most members

different people for different members

essines - wilford brimley

rubin farr - jon lovitz

encey - charles nelson reilly

charles nelson reilly - charles nelson reilly

A mixture of Bubbles and Žižek

  On 11/18/2016 at 8:24 PM, beerwolf said:

Southern English Wood Goblins, drunk on ale, drunk on sweet-smelling billowing herbal woodsmoke and drunk with the smell and urge for wood goblin cunt

 

ahh yes

 

Clever Trevor the Keeper of Dorney Wood, Master of The Bomb Hole, Trader of the Tuck Shop, Him of Long Hair of the Beech Trees and Guttersnipe of the Cesspit.