eating oranges under the shower

Someone told me that eating oranges under the shower is the hottest shit in 2017

I mean all the stickiness from the fruit juice will instantly wash off from your hands and I view that as a good thing

Discuss

Don't eat where you shit

Yes, now you can wank, shave, bathe and eat breakfast in the same spot.

  On 3/3/2017 at 5:55 PM, doublename said:

Yes, now you can wank, shave, bathe and eat breakfast in the same spot.

And drink beer

Most 2-step garage 2017 nomination.

I usually eat breakfast in the shower, eggs mostly. I enjoy the sensation of egg washing off my skin

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I'm reading this as some sort of sexual innuendo with respect to Trump. Not good!

Have you been talking to Russians lately?

  On 3/3/2017 at 7:41 PM, MIXL2 said:

I usually eat breakfast in the shower, eggs mostly. I enjoy the sensation of egg washing off my skin

 

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Are you joking? Because I genuinely genuinely eat 2 hard boiled eggs in the shower most mornings. I boil them the night before. Sounds mental but gives me an extra 5 mins in bed. Lifehack

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  On 3/3/2017 at 5:19 PM, darreichungsform said:

Someone told me that eating oranges under the shower is the hottest shit in 2017

I mean all the stickiness from the fruit juice will instantly wash off from your hands and I view that as a good thing

 

Discuss

Have you ever dropped a sliced orange on the floor and rinsed it off?  It loses a lot of flavor because the water washes away a fair amount of juice.  Also if you're getting juice all over yourself eating an orange, you're doing it wrong.

KIDS THESE DAYS.

Beer in the shower, however, is always a good idea.

  On 3/3/2017 at 5:55 PM, doublename said:

Yes, now you can wank, shave, bathe and eat breakfast in the same spot

Don't you have a bed?

i always shave in bed too

no

i shit in bed while i'm asleep. when i wake up i'm covered in shit. work calls but i ignore that and sleep for a few days. eventually the electricity gets turned off and within a month i'm forcibly removed from my home and placed outside on the street. here's where things get really cool: at some point it will rain and i'll be clean again. 

  On 3/4/2017 at 3:44 AM, yek said:

 

beat me to it

Shower beers I'm on board with.

Orange in the shower, cantaloupe on the toilet, pomegranates while shaving. All in preparation for the grand finale...

  On 3/4/2017 at 5:35 AM, keanu reeves said:

i shit in bed while i'm asleep. when i wake up i'm covered in shit. work calls but i ignore that and sleep for a few days. eventually the electricity gets turned off and within a month i'm forcibly removed from my home and placed outside on the street. here's where things get really cool: at some point it will rain and i'll be clean again.

lol

lol

  On 3/4/2017 at 5:50 AM, joshuatx said:

 

  On 3/4/2017 at 3:44 AM, yek said:

 

 

beat me to it

 

If you go diving and then eat fruit afterwards it tastes insane.

How about using orange juice as shampoo?

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