ignatius Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 if anyone needs a randomly generated academic paper here's your link. http://www.elsewhere.org/journal/pomo/ just hit refresh and it creates a new jargon rich load of bullshit ready for peer review and publication. complete w/links to sources. my friend posted a thing on FB about some professors who wrote a paper to troll "academics". it's straight up full of made up jargon and bullshit phrases. none of it makes any sense.. it's absurd. so, i asked if there was an algorithm that would create papers like this and there is. see above. here is the link to the absurd total bullshit paper written by a couple made up professors. it got published in a peer reviewed academic journal. lulz. it's pretty hilarious. THE CONCEPTUAL PENIS AS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT: A SOKAL-STYLE HOAX ON GENDER STUDIES http://www.skeptic.com/reading_room/conceptual-penis-social-contruct-sokal-style-hoax-on-gender-studies/ Quote We conclude that penises are not best understood as the male sexual organ, or as a male reproductive organ, but instead as an enacted social construct that is both damaging and problematic for society and future generations. The conceptual penis presents significant problems for gender identity and reproductive identity within social and family dynamics, is exclusionary to disenfranchised communities based upon gender or reproductive identity, is an enduring source of abuse for women and other gender-marginalized groups and individuals, is the universal performative source of rape, and is the conceptual driver behind much of climate change. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ignatius's signature Hide all signatures Releases Sample LIbraries instagram Cascade Data Mastodon Reveal hidden contents "All I know about you is what a knock off Autechre lite artist you are, how many you put out?> same with your fucking mindset, vanilla...........goodnight." - arti Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/93295-site-generates-jargon-rich-academic-papers/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
juiceciuj Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 i mean hasn't this thing been around a while now? i think it was just called the bullshit generator Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/93295-site-generates-jargon-rich-academic-papers/#findComment-2548770 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted May 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 On 5/24/2017 at 9:42 PM, juiceciuj said: i mean hasn't this thing been around a while now? i think it was just called the bullshit generator i don't know.. it probably has.. i only stumbled on it when discussing that paper written by those two professors who essentially trolled academia w/their nonsense paper.. seemed the one was worth posting with the other. the fact that it got published in a peer reviewed academic journal is just some insanity Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ignatius's signature Hide all signatures Releases Sample LIbraries instagram Cascade Data Mastodon Reveal hidden contents "All I know about you is what a knock off Autechre lite artist you are, how many you put out?> same with your fucking mindset, vanilla...........goodnight." - arti Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/93295-site-generates-jargon-rich-academic-papers/#findComment-2548777 Share on other sites More sharing options...
juiceciuj Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 (edited) sad isn't it? btw here's the one i originally saw: http://gizmodo.com/over-120-science-journal-papers-pulled-for-being-total-1534110496 Quote Over 120 Science Journal Papers Pulled for Being Total Gibberish Edited May 24, 2017 by juiceciuj Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/93295-site-generates-jargon-rich-academic-papers/#findComment-2548781 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Not sure if this will help or hinder science in the eyes of the uneducated... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/93295-site-generates-jargon-rich-academic-papers/#findComment-2548782 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted May 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 On 5/24/2017 at 10:24 PM, Braintree said: Not sure if this will help or hinder science in the eyes of the uneducated... i hope it just means people will actually fact check stuff instead of hopping on board some kind of trendy jargon catch phrase bullshit. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ignatius's signature Hide all signatures Releases Sample LIbraries instagram Cascade Data Mastodon Reveal hidden contents "All I know about you is what a knock off Autechre lite artist you are, how many you put out?> same with your fucking mindset, vanilla...........goodnight." - arti Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/93295-site-generates-jargon-rich-academic-papers/#findComment-2548788 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 In my last job I used to print out mathematics research papers generated by this http://thatsmathematics.com/mathgen/ and drop them off in coffee room or whatever. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide zkom's signature Hide all signatures electro mini-album Megacity Rainfall "cacas in igne, heus" - Emperor Nero, AD 64 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/93295-site-generates-jargon-rich-academic-papers/#findComment-2548791 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted May 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 On 5/24/2017 at 11:06 PM, mokz said: In my last job I used to print out mathematics research papers generated by this http://thatsmathematics.com/mathgen/ and drop them off in coffee room or whatever. that's a fun idea. possibly a good way to meet will hunting. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ignatius's signature Hide all signatures Releases Sample LIbraries instagram Cascade Data Mastodon Reveal hidden contents "All I know about you is what a knock off Autechre lite artist you are, how many you put out?> same with your fucking mindset, vanilla...........goodnight." - arti Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/93295-site-generates-jargon-rich-academic-papers/#findComment-2548799 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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