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So this was front page of the local newspaper today, which as far as I know is not affiliated with the Onion in any way.  The people in my city are just awesome.

 

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“I grew up in this town. I’m born and raised here,” Jourdenais said. “We’ve always had bass.”

 

http://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/man-banned-from-playing-car-stereo-in-central-saanich-1.23062379

 

 

lol that's kinda awesome

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 4:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

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  On 9/1/2014 at 10:37 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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Maybe he custom built the perfect volume control that only does "off" and "total sonic annihilation (crystal clear)" + bass boost.  I'm sure they exhausted all options.

is this satire?

  On 11/24/2015 at 11:29 AM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

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  On 10/12/2017 at 9:29 PM, dr lopez said:

is this satire?

even better

 

it's Canada

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 4:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

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  On 9/1/2014 at 10:37 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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  On 10/12/2017 at 9:01 PM, BCM said:

couldn’t they get him to just turn it down a bit?

 

for what?

  On 4/17/2013 at 12:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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Around his neck he wore the gold medal he won on Aug. 13 at the dB Drag Racing auto sound competition in Colwood. Hamilton won in the extreme sound pressure level category, although he admitted he was the only competitor.

That shit killed me.

 

Also Zeph I had no idea you lived on the island. I would have definitely hooked up a visit when I was in Van.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 10/13/2017 at 2:41 AM, chenGOD said:

 

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Around his neck he wore the gold medal he won on Aug. 13 at the dB Drag Racing auto sound competition in Colwood. Hamilton won in the extreme sound pressure level category, although he admitted he was the only competitor.

That shit killed me.

 

Also Zeph I had no idea you lived on the island. I would have definitely hooked up a visit when I was in Van.

 

 

Nuts!  Where are you living now?  (I'm assuming it's not actually the Heard and MacDonald Islands... though that would be most admirable.)

 

  On 10/13/2017 at 3:00 AM, Goiter Sanchez said:

I miss Vic.

 

Vic misses u.

  On 10/12/2017 at 11:54 PM, RSP said:

 

  On 10/12/2017 at 10:13 PM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

 

  On 10/12/2017 at 9:29 PM, dr lopez said:

is this satire?

even better

 

it's Canada

 

 

There's bass in Canada?

 

 

 

http://www.worldfishingnetwork.com/tips/post/top-ten-bass-fishing-spots-in-western-canada-6

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 4:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

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  On 9/1/2014 at 10:37 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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  On 10/13/2017 at 2:41 AM, chenGOD said:

 

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Around his neck he wore the gold medal he won on Aug. 13 at the dB Drag Racing auto sound competition in Colwood. Hamilton won in the extreme sound pressure level category, although he admitted he was the only competitor.

That shit killed me.

lol

his gf looks like his mum.

  On 4/17/2013 at 12:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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