Most Normie Possessions

I was just stating in chat, after a video of pewdiepie reviewing Jordan Peterson's book was linked, that I hate andihow and roasty for peer pressuring me into buying it and it is probably now my most normie possession.

I will place it between my GoT boxset and my Stephen King books.

What are your most normie possessions?

An average white peen.

Syro 3x12"

A/S/L

A pizza wheel.

^ snap!

A couple of macbook pros

tupperware

I've got an OPN album and some cups.

black socks

Scented candles

french press

The Bible

two copies of 1984

Soap

Also Pewdiepie

trifecta here folks:

-starbucks gift card loaded on a starbucks app on my phone

- mortgage on a home

- nuclear family w/ 2.4 children (to be finalized mid-2018)

Henry Hoover

L.L. Bean apparel

2-in-1 shampoo + conditioner

Healthy familial relationships soz, realized this isn't a possession

milk

Miscellaneous loyalty cards (Costa coffee, Subway, etc.), Nevermind on CD, Ray Bans, a black tshirt that says "Pink Floyd - The Wall", eyelids, etc.

almost every f-ing thing i own is normie. except for some rare releases from the good old days. but really, who cares about frigging rare releases nowadays (acts normie)

i'm simply too poor to own not-normie stuff.

2" 3 ring white binder

Boxer shorts from Marks & Spencer. A Panama hat.

i possess two eyes, a nose and a mouth

I have this Ukrainian China set. I think it's 30 or 35 pieces.

I think every Ukrainian family in Western Canada has the same set.

A toothbrush and razor.