Broken Bones & Hospital Stories

Hi

have you had your bones split? Tell your story. How long did it take time to heal? When did the pain stop? How did it stop? Hospital stories are welcome too. Tell your story. What happened? Was it a nice stay? 

cheese

my brother stubbed his pinky toe while running after our dog and fractured it in like 2 places, he had to wear a boot for a few weeks

stick and stones may break my bones

due to lack of testosterone

  On 5/1/2018 at 9:51 PM, span said:

stick and stones may break my bones

due to lack of testosterone

it's true tho lol

[pubmed articles about low testosterone linked to bone breaking & osteoporosis & low bone density]

I think you should skip straight to your 'hot old lady patient' erotic fiction

i was born in mexico, this is my story:

  On 1/31/2009 at 8:11 AM, lion said:

once i was walking out of taco shop with a bag of good mexican food (carnitas burrito, tres tacos de tripas, 5 rolled tacos w/ guacamole, large diet coke) and a young gangster mexican bumped into me, knocking my glasses to the dirty concrete. my glasses shattered and i became furious. "you broke my glasses... now i break your arm" i threw a haymaker at him and he bowled over into the salsa bar, he was disgusting with salsa. regardless i jumped onto him and performed an excellent armbar while in the salsa, tomato all over me and the Puto. i quickly snapped his arm like a twig and the police came. they ran his information and he had a warrant out for his arrest for crimes. i was congratulated for catching the criminal and the taco shop paid for my food, the officer shook my hand as well.

 

who says violence solves nothing..? they are a fool.

 

The End

He needs to bite the bullet and leave the forum forever and take auxien with him.

Who am I going on a trip with? Can we come visit you Schlitze?

i broke my bones once but they gave me an anthropomorphic pill jar and hustled me right out of there

broke my ankle trying to sneak out of a second floor window, I landed on a bunch of bikes and passed out

I suffered a broken bone while riding in a children's bicycle seat above the rear wheel. My leg found its way into the spokes and brought the bike to a stop.

I broke my clavicle about 9 years ago in a bike accident. The break was so severe, I had to get a metal plate to keep it together. It's still in there/me.

Bust my lip open by running into a cupboard as a wee lad and had to get stitches; that's about as dramatic as it got for me. I've been very lucky injury-wise, probably helped by being the least sports-inclined fucker out there.

thread answered due to the sheer volume & intricacies of titanium holding everything together below my sacral vertebrae from RTA crush injuries

stabbed & slashed in an attempted mugging, about 6 weeks later attacked by Derby fans with a steel bar = orbital fractures & broken nose/cheekbones cos we hate Derby & we hate Derby, later same year monsooned by another metal cudgel after a mate got outnumbered & confronted by a gang of cunts 1 dark night in Notts, 2001 nevar phoget

walked into a pub fight with mates while tripping on microdots (thought they were duds, d'oh, wrong) & had to glass some cunt while barely getting out alive with my nose @ right angles to original, the smell of someone else's blood all over you & lsd dont mix

cellulitis twice...nothing like a 20yr old going on teenage med student drawing horizontal lines down your leg to show where they plan to amputate from

riding my Grifter into a parked car pissed right up @ 14 hurtling down the mountain road, vehicle's aerial broke off in my neck while Lee Major-ing into the windscreen, add broken jaw/nose/cheekbone/collar-bone/radius/ulna, Schlitze can only dream of such accomplishments filming himself filming the ground go-pro-ing

add a testicular torsion for the squeamish - after the examination the surgeon hands you a document to sign, i asked "whats this for?"....answer "in case we have to remove both testicles".......no other gulp in your life will resonate as deeply as this one

when i was little i stuck a fruit snack in my nose and i had to go to the hospital to have it removed 

my chick broke my weeny once, that was hellfuck

  On 5/4/2018 at 2:29 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

my chick broke my weeny once, that was hellfuck

Like: "snap" ?

  On 5/4/2018 at 2:20 AM, Stickfigger said:

 

Did they take em?

 

no thank the fkn gods

nsfw

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=testicular+torsion&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjYx_7b5-raAhUFDCwKHSffDmwQ_AUICigB&biw=1366&bih=634

  On 5/4/2018 at 2:35 AM, Stickfigger said:

 

  On 5/4/2018 at 2:30 AM, yek said:

 

  On 5/4/2018 at 2:29 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

my chick broke my weeny once, that was hellfuck

Like: "snap" ?

Probably just burst blood vessels and ended up with black balls for a few days as the blood pooled

 

I'd hope so...

if that was a genuine penile snap they can be horrific

with the torsion i couldnt ejaculate for 4months afterwards

blue balls? the first time after that nightmare i nearly passed out from the unearthly brew of terror & relief

ye, def snapped, i was out for 3 month's and my wife wasn't happy with dungeon snail but our doc said old tower would heal so then we were happy ever after

never trust a chick on top yo guys

jesus lol

anyone else cringing reading that? sorry ooze owie

  On 5/4/2018 at 3:24 AM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

jesus lol

 

anyone else cringing reading that? sorry ooze owie

dude if reading about a snapped dick doesn't make you cringe a bit as a man.

I dunno. Hopefully that never happens again. godspeed oozes peen

too funny, at least the meat is a bit more robust

did mine in the middle of a ltr break-up, felt a twinge initially, rolled over in bed to flip the lamp off, pain went from nought to 'this is uncomfortable' to white-knuckled dry heaving in a few mins, trying to crawl to the taxi cos the ambulance was late is still one of the longest journeys