Compositor - Hypervisor v7

 

http://www.compositorsoftware.com/compositor-v7-hypervisor/

 

  Quote

Refabricating wavetables with Hypervisor v7 is an easy task. You set up an engine, inject a wavetable into the channel and use the ultra-high longevity feeders to navigate to the currently refabricated wavetable in Ethernet. Hypervisor v7 can uncross the wavetable loop, perform vector transformation into the scalar, pack the resulting wavetable using the Compositor window function and send it via Ethernet using Compositor WS Extended auxiliary channel. This way you can receive, refabricate and transmit the wavetable from Hypervisor v7 software in real-time. You can control Hypervisor v7 intuitively to achieve proper spectral balance, emulate tape-saturation effects and apply lamp or transistor transformations. You can learn, mix and deploy network maps with current wavetable set. Hypervisor v7 is a modern solution in resources utilization, which is implemented on a code level and operates twice times faster than RT-z128. In Hypervisor v7 you can monitor arrangers by listening to their multipliers individually.

Um.... 

Looks like a joke or maybe like an some art object i dunno

 

 

Landing page looks really strange

Edited July 10, 2018 by telefunken

I'm guessing joke, but if you click "purchase now" it DOES actually forward to Paypal (immediately, with no actual shopping cart or anything) so it could also be a legitimate scam (i.e. a really committed joke or SOCIAL EXPERIMENT style art project).

the blog

 

http://www.compositorsoftware.com/blog/

 

"This way, you need not to think about brain upload as a static process. Consciousness is constantly developing and grows with new links, which simulate communications. That is why it is important to perform emissions in communication model of virtual local area network. If you ignore the simulation of emissions and stay with zero emission model by simply reloading the virtual machine in main operation system when RAM critical capacity reached, you will lose the connection to this network and it will exist independently from you without producing any income."

 

 

     

Oh man, i just got a good laugh.

sounds legit enough

Is this just some text thrown through google deep dream or something to run a scam? am confuse

 

generate quasi intelligent sounding stuff to make like some poor non-english speaking bloke buy it?

Edited July 11, 2018 by Bulk VanderHooj

its not a joke. guy really has his head up his ass. you should see the guys in cycling 74 forums trolling the motherfuk outta him,  its beautiful.

https://cycling74.com/author/547ca5113cbd30117cb68b16

 

 

  On 7/11/2018 at 1:42 AM, rekosn said:

its not a joke. guy really has his head up his ass. you should see the guys in cycling 74 forums trolling the motherfuk outta him,  its beautiful.

https://cycling74.com/author/547ca5113cbd30117cb68b16

 

thx for this lol

I think this is what you get if you combine a certain kind of mental illness with software skills. See also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TempleOS

  On 7/11/2018 at 1:42 AM, rekosn said:

its not a joke. guy really has his head up his ass. you should see the guys in cycling 74 forums trolling the motherfuk outta him,  its beautiful.

https://cycling74.com/author/547ca5113cbd30117cb68b16

 

thanks for this, it's giving me my morning lols. currently reading his post from 2015 trying to make a copyright claim against Cycling'74 for... some functionality I don't even understand. actually it looks like it was his last thread on there.

  On 7/11/2018 at 2:36 AM, thawkins said:

I think this is what you get if you combine a certain kind of mental illness with software skills. See also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TempleOS

yeah templeOS guy is a riot, total guilty pleasure. got to admit tho, ruslan's progs make good enough sounds

I want a game made by ulillillia with music and tutorial guides written by this guy running on Temple OS

I guess he is mentally ill guy actually so it is not really funny.

It reminds me of this two old men somehow:

https://www.flickr.com/photos/47468909@N05/

  On 7/11/2018 at 12:34 PM, telefunken said:

I guess he is mentally ill guy actually so it is not really funny.

It reminds me of this two old men somehow:

https://www.flickr.com/photos/47468909@N05/

Yikes, yeah definite breaks into hypergraphia there. Have you seen the 'Crumb' doc where Robert Crumb's brother Charles' cartoons slowly descend into just walls of text then into walls of \/\/\\/\\/\/\/\\/ symbols - that bit really got to me for some reason

  On 7/11/2018 at 12:34 PM, telefunken said:

I guess he is mentally ill guy actually so it is not really funny.

It reminds me of this two old men somehow:

https://www.flickr.com/photos/47468909@N05/

 

That's amazing. Reminds me of the packaging of Dr. Bronner's soap (https://www.drbronner.com/).

My russian is bad as hell but I get the vibe it's some really patriotic text there, that soap however seems to be more like positive new age oneness and enlightenment.

 

Is it kind of bad if I take this stuff - which is obviously generated by someone having medical issues - as an interesting type of art? A lot of the time, conspiracy theory websites have the same aesthetic - a lot of text and information which sort of makes sense if you squint real hard, but also sometimes it's pretty obvious that the author's mental quirks are showing through.

No demo?

 

Imo itz either fake (scam) or the guy is psychotic.

Edited July 11, 2018 by xox

his music, apparently (from 2005.)

 

Edited July 11, 2018 by xox

  On 7/11/2018 at 2:54 PM, xox said:

I can see the 43 part warez archive unpacking from here ...

lol

I love TempleOS, also I am so happy that this isn't a joke.

 

 

Maybe the developer could port Brilliant Pebbles to Max4live.

Edited July 11, 2018 by RSP

Anyway, it's worth pointing out that every time Trump flies down to Florida to golf for the afternoon it costs more taxpayer money than it would take to subsidize this guy (or anyone else) at a low living wage for about 15 years.

  On 7/11/2018 at 2:51 PM, xox said:

I'm getting a weird inverted vaporwave vibe from this, a la Floral Shoppe 2.

 

Did it just say adjust the quantum interpolation parameter?