Joyrex Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 From ARSETechnica (sorry, couldn't resist) https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/08/explosive-case-of-poop-packed-megacolon-prompts-warning-from-doctors/ Quote Doctors are urging caution after a 24-year-old UK man underwent emergency surgery when they discovered that his severely enlarged colon, filled with feces, had burst. At the time of the surgery, the man had “reduced consciousness” and severe abdominal pain, as well as air trapped under his diaphragm, failing kidneys, and acidic blood. In a short communication published this week in BMJ Case Reports, doctors elaborated on the man’s rare conditions, known as “megacolon” and “megarectum.” These are poorly understood ailments marked by enlarged entrails that aren’t caused by a physical blockage. Sometimes they can be explained by genetic abnormalities or other acquired conditions, such as diseases that affect intestinal motility or muscle and connective-tissue function. But in this case, the man seemed to have a chronic, idiopathic case, meaning there was no clear cause of the gargantuan guts. tldr: When in doubt, let it out! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95648-mans-colon-bursts/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 lmaoooooooooooooooooo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide KovalainenFanBoy's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95648-mans-colon-bursts/#findComment-2661214 Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 he was trying to save it for The New WATMM Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95648-mans-colon-bursts/#findComment-2661215 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted August 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 On 8/27/2018 at 4:17 PM, roasty said: he was trying to save it for The New WATMM LOL, he would have died if that were the case... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95648-mans-colon-bursts/#findComment-2661223 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 Uhf... sound a bit like intestinal volvulus. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95648-mans-colon-bursts/#findComment-2661240 Share on other sites More sharing options...
whosebrian Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95648-mans-colon-bursts/#findComment-2661242 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted August 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 On 8/27/2018 at 5:46 PM, xxx said: You guys gotta do pics. They're remarkable. Google images: toxic megacolon Yeah, let's not post any here, OK? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95648-mans-colon-bursts/#findComment-2661248 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 On 8/27/2018 at 5:46 PM, Joyrex said: On 8/27/2018 at 5:46 PM, xxx said: You guys gotta do pics. They're remarkable. Google images: toxic megacolonYeah, let's not post any here, OK? It's not that bad Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95648-mans-colon-bursts/#findComment-2661303 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 I think roasty has a .gif of a colon bursting =( Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95648-mans-colon-bursts/#findComment-2661304 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 Ben Shapiro BURSTS SJWs COLON with FACTS and LOGIC Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide KovalainenFanBoy's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95648-mans-colon-bursts/#findComment-2661309 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted August 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 On 8/27/2018 at 9:06 PM, yek said: On 8/27/2018 at 5:46 PM, Joyrex said: On 8/27/2018 at 5:46 PM, xxx said: You guys gotta do pics. They're remarkable. Google images: toxic megacolonYeah, let's not post any here, OK? It's not that bad Pretty crappy image quality if you ask me Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95648-mans-colon-bursts/#findComment-2661316 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 Megarectum vs. Sharknado Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Positive Metal Attitude Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95648-mans-colon-bursts/#findComment-2661318 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amen Warrior Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 Probably caused by weird sex stuff, they just don't want to embarrass his family Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95648-mans-colon-bursts/#findComment-2661319 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted August 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 On 8/27/2018 at 10:14 PM, Amen Warrior said: Probably caused by weird sex stuff, they just don't want to embarrass his family This is far more common than you'd realize... FunFact™ - Joyrex once worked in a hospital ER as an orderly (patient transport)! We had a guy who came into the ER for emergency surgery because he got a small mayonnaise jar (plastic thankfully) lodged in his rectum, and didn't do anything about it for several days (I guess he thought he'd shit it out eventually). Finally after the pain became unbearable, he broke down and went to the ER where they had to do emergency surgery and cut open his lower intestine to get it out, along with the bucket (I kid you not) of feces that was backed up behind it causing him so much distress. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95648-mans-colon-bursts/#findComment-2661326 Share on other sites More sharing options...
user Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 Jesus Christ, that is so fucked up. I remember reading about megacolon a couple of years ago and it made me feel as horrible then as it did today. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95648-mans-colon-bursts/#findComment-2661329 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 DJ Megarectum Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95648-mans-colon-bursts/#findComment-2661348 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricone RC Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 Jordan Peterson DESTROYS severely enlarged liberal colon Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95648-mans-colon-bursts/#findComment-2661364 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 :( Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95648-mans-colon-bursts/#findComment-2661381 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 damn dat ass though! naw dude, she has a mega-colon. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/95648-mans-colon-bursts/#findComment-2661389 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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