Nebraska Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 turns out the national enquirer has (somehow) acquired some rather embarrassing pictures of the world's richest man. according to them: Quote below the belt selfie — otherwise colloquially known as a ‘d*ck pick a shirtless mr. bezos holding his phone in his left hand — while wearing his wedding ring. He’s wearing either tight black cargo pants or shorts — and his semi-erect manhood is penetrating the zipper of said garment. there is more: it turns out mr.pecker (owner of the national enquirer) is a trump supporter and like any other trump supporter- he hates the washington post (owned by bezos). so his point of threatening bezos to publish his "dick pick" and those other pictures was (allegedly) blackmail and extortion. oh yeah, and trump is involved because he hates bezos. and so do the saudi's. because they like trump. turns out however, bezos doesn't bend so easily. after all, he hired this security dude he's known for 20 years and told him proceed with an investigation with "whatever budget he needed". usually, governments hire that guy. then bezos made public the blackmail e-mails which throws the ball right back to the national enquirer's court. either they withdraw, or we'll be getting some dick picks by the weekend. https://medium.com/@jeffreypbezos/no-thank-you-mr-pecker-146e3922310f Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96508-bezos-vs-the-national-enquirer/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
whosebrian Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Does the carpet match the drapes? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96508-bezos-vs-the-national-enquirer/#findComment-2696907 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Dr Evil had his testicles ritualistically shaven, so yes Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BobDobalina's signature Hide all signatures CA$HNE$$ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96508-bezos-vs-the-national-enquirer/#findComment-2696912 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Pics or it didn't happen Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96508-bezos-vs-the-national-enquirer/#findComment-2696915 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Dammit, I'm still eating dinner Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ambermonk's signature Hide all signatures On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said: To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean. On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said: you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96508-bezos-vs-the-national-enquirer/#findComment-2696917 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 what idiot tries to blackmail a billionaire, not just any billionaire but the richest man in the world, with a dick pic? fucking moron. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ignatius's signature Hide all signatures Releases Sample LIbraries instagram Cascade Data Mastodon Reveal hidden contents "All I know about you is what a knock off Autechre lite artist you are, how many you put out?> same with your fucking mindset, vanilla...........goodnight." - arti Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96508-bezos-vs-the-national-enquirer/#findComment-2696919 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Maybe his dick is the amazon logo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96508-bezos-vs-the-national-enquirer/#findComment-2696924 Share on other sites More sharing options...
may be rude Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) maddow covered it well it sounds nuts Edited February 8, 2019 by very honest Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96508-bezos-vs-the-national-enquirer/#findComment-2696929 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 I bet Bezos will be really embarrased when the whole world discovers he has functioning genitalia Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide KovalainenFanBoy's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96508-bezos-vs-the-national-enquirer/#findComment-2696935 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 taking Bezos and computing Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96508-bezos-vs-the-national-enquirer/#findComment-2696938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Penos Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96508-bezos-vs-the-national-enquirer/#findComment-2696943 Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 On 2/8/2019 at 3:50 AM, whosebrian said: Does the carpet match the drapes? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96508-bezos-vs-the-national-enquirer/#findComment-2696944 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 On 2/8/2019 at 2:51 AM, Nebraska said: he hired this security dude he's known for 20 years and told him proceed with an investigation with "whatever budget he needed". usually, governments hire that guy. governments? what about those alphabet agencies? damn, private companies really flurish in tha usa Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96508-bezos-vs-the-national-enquirer/#findComment-2696946 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 On 2/8/2019 at 9:33 AM, iococoi said: On 2/8/2019 at 3:50 AM, whosebrian said: Does the carpet match the drapes? hahahaha . . . 'eight years old, dude' On 2/8/2019 at 9:39 AM, Godwin Austen said: governments? what about those alphabet agencies? damn, private companies really flurish in tha usa now that Bezos owns the post, plus the fact that Amazon is doing data structuring for langley (https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/07/the-details-about-the-cias-deal-with-amazon/374632/) means that we will most likely have no more stories like this from the post: http://projects.washingtonpost.com/top-secret-america/articles/a-hidden-world-growing-beyond-control/ Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96508-bezos-vs-the-national-enquirer/#findComment-2696955 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreOceans Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 bezos dick pic vs trump pee tape Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide WeAreOceans's signature Hide all signatures On 4/10/2019 at 12:26 PM, chenGOD said: Stoked to watch OA II. The movement thing never bothered me, anyone familiar with Druidic studies will recognize the importance of movement to get to higher planes. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96508-bezos-vs-the-national-enquirer/#findComment-2696972 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricone RC Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 First they came for the rich cunts, and I did not speak out because I was not a rich cunt. And everything was fine and I had a good lol about it Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96508-bezos-vs-the-national-enquirer/#findComment-2696990 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubularCorporation Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Is there any way we can just dump both sides of this fight into the ocean? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide TubularCorporation's signature Hide all signatures Lagoon City (from here to eternity/when I'm sick of it) Codemus2x43 (2013-14) Golfhammer 40,000 (2014-15) Tubular Corporation (2016-17) THawkins' archive of our livestreams since 2020 Instagram (new releases, music bullshit, non-music bullshit and sometimes photos of my lunch) Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96508-bezos-vs-the-national-enquirer/#findComment-2696997 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubularCorporation Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 On 2/8/2019 at 8:09 AM, span said: I bet Bezos will be really embarrased when the whole world discovers he has functioning genitalia Maybe it's all gnarled and weird and looks like Baby Mario from Mario Kart or something. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide TubularCorporation's signature Hide all signatures Lagoon City (from here to eternity/when I'm sick of it) Codemus2x43 (2013-14) Golfhammer 40,000 (2014-15) Tubular Corporation (2016-17) THawkins' archive of our livestreams since 2020 Instagram (new releases, music bullshit, non-music bullshit and sometimes photos of my lunch) Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96508-bezos-vs-the-national-enquirer/#findComment-2696999 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyroscopic Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Microdick or Ron Jermey. Place your bets. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Gyroscopic's signature Hide all signatures The Pantheon is calling... Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96508-bezos-vs-the-national-enquirer/#findComment-2697000 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amen Warrior Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 On 2/8/2019 at 6:08 PM, RSP said: On 2/8/2019 at 8:09 AM, span said: I bet Bezos will be really embarrased when the whole world discovers he has functioning genitalia Maybe it's all gnarled and weird and looks like Baby Mario from Mario Kart or something. Do all rich powerful old dicks look like mario kart characters? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96508-bezos-vs-the-national-enquirer/#findComment-2697014 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dr lopez Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 god i love the post Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96508-bezos-vs-the-national-enquirer/#findComment-2697020 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hijexx Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 On 2/8/2019 at 2:51 AM, Nebraska said: bezos doesn't bend so easily Guess we'll see Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96508-bezos-vs-the-national-enquirer/#findComment-2697025 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Also depends on the level of excitement, i guess. ;) Pretty nuts (huhu) considering Pecker is working with SDNY in the Stormy Daniels case. Who'd guess everything would be connected. From a, or two, pee-tapes to Stormy Daniels, US president, brutally mudered journalist, to Bezos selfies. Suddenly, the whole pizzagate nonsense sounds viable again. :) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96508-bezos-vs-the-national-enquirer/#findComment-2697028 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 On 2/8/2019 at 6:10 PM, Gyroscopic said: Microdick or Ron Jermey. Place your bets. "trump" or "Hedgehog" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ignatius's signature Hide all signatures Releases Sample LIbraries instagram Cascade Data Mastodon Reveal hidden contents "All I know about you is what a knock off Autechre lite artist you are, how many you put out?> same with your fucking mindset, vanilla...........goodnight." - arti Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/96508-bezos-vs-the-national-enquirer/#findComment-2697030 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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