Latchkey incontinence

So apparently pissing yourself when you stick the key in your front door is a thing:

https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/why-do-i-feel-like-im-most-gonna-piss-myself-when-im-inches-away-from-the-toilet

obviously harder to "hold it" when you know you're so close to relief. I started pissing in the elevator once. Had to run down the hall and bust open the door to not get piss literally everywhere. funny story.