Questions (game)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Questions_(game)

This is the questions game thread

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Questions is a game that is played by participants maintaining a dialogue of asking questions back and forth for as long as possible, without making any declarative statements. Play begins when the first player serves by asking a question (often "Would you like to play questions?"). The second player must respond to the question with another question (e.g. "How do you play that?"). Each player must quickly continue the conversation by using only questions. Hesitation, statements, or non sequiturs are not allowed, and cause players to foul. The game is usually played by two players, although multiplayer variants exist.

I'll start:

Why are you on the internet right now instead of doing something useful?

Why do you think I'm not doing anything useful?

  On 9/12/2019 at 8:57 AM, yekker said:

Why do you think I'm not doing anything useful?

How is posting words useful?

Has anyone seen my car keys?

  On 9/12/2019 at 11:20 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Has anyone seen my car keys?

Why do you assume you have misplaced them?

yes

bird or turd?

which female stole my cum?

innit

yadadamean

What is love?

baby don't hurt me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I

Who found chart success in 1963 with their hit single "Sweets for My Sweet"?

sugar 4 my honey? 

  On 9/12/2019 at 4:06 PM, auxien said:

which female stole my cum?

was it your mom?

How can she slap?

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra?

Where's the beef?

In my belly?

Is this game shit?

Like poop shit ?

Why is a frog too?

...what?

Do we just write any sentence but end with a question mark?

  On 9/12/2019 at 8:42 PM, perunamuussi said:

Is this game shit?

don't you guys know the rules of this game say that everything you post is supposed to be in response to someone else's question in a way that makes sense?

Did you even think to post examples, like from when they'd do this game on "who's line is it anyway?"

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