I'm Telling A Lie - Figure Out What I'm Lying About

Let's play a game where the objective is the poster tells a lie, and the others must figure out how or why what the poster is saying is a lie. I'll start:

I decided to take a trip to Italy last summer, and booked a flight via Alitalia, and went to the International Airport, boarded my flight and sat down in seat 17F. The flight was uneventful, and I enjoyed my stay in the country.

What part of what I said was a lie? (and no, not that I really didn't take a trip to Italy last summer). Italian WATMMers may immediately get this.

You didn’t sit in seat 17F. 

my first guess was that you didn't go to the international airport. you went to the international terminal- but now i'm guessing that your flight was very eventful

You didn't decide to take a trip to Italy, free will is an illusion

There is no row 17. It's an unlucky number in Italy.

Does Alitalia still exist? 

is you telling us to tell a lie a lie? did you just inception lie to us? i am perplexed

My first thought was that your flight was actually eventful

You are not actually you.  I am.

Italy isn't real. It's a conspiracy theory invented by the Belgians. 

LIES!!

  On 9/13/2019 at 9:01 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Does Alitalia still exist? 

That would be my answer too !

17 is an unlucky number in Italy. One anagram of the Roman numeral XVII is VIXI, which in Latin translates as "I have lived", with the implication "My life is over" or "I'm dead".

You didn't enjoy your stay in the country, you were mugged at knifepoint and spent a week in the US embassy trying to get home 

My turn:

This is a very worthwhile topic.

 

It’s a lie by omission. You flew on an Italian airline to get to Croatia, where you sowed your royal oats with reckless abandon. 

The lie is spelling sewed as sowed.

Once when I was 8, my friend decided we should make crank calls on random numbers from the phone book.  On the first number he dialed he got an answering machine, with a message like "I'm not available to answer your call right now, but can you guess what soup I'm eating as I listen back to your message?"  To which my friend screamed "SPERM SOUP!! YOU ARE EATING SPERM SOUP!!" and hung up.  Anyway, for some reason this thread title brings that memory to mind.  Joyrex asks if watmm can guess the soup, and watmm screams sperm.  The analogy checks out.

You’ll finish the site one day? Didn’t read the first post.

You didn’t decided, someone else did.

  On 9/13/2019 at 8:58 PM, Enthusiast said:

There is no row 17. It's an unlucky number in Italy.

Not solved

Your name is Soyrex

  On 9/13/2019 at 8:58 PM, Enthusiast said:

There is no row 17. It's an unlucky number in Italy.

@Enthusiast is correct!

The Italian airline I mentioned does not have a 17th row on their planes as 17 is considered an unlucky number, similar to how some people regard 13 as an unlucky number.

Wow this is a fun game. I also enjoyed the sperm soup story tbh. 

*starts eating some soup*

*spits it out*

  On 9/16/2019 at 6:43 PM, MadameChaos said:

Wow this is a fun game.

^^^this is the lie!

 

  On 9/16/2019 at 6:43 PM, MadameChaos said:

I also enjoyed the sperm soup story tbh. 

^^^^this is the truth!